if you commit DUicide

[sniffa]

you wiLL not be aLLowed to cLimb up on the cross. think of that before offing yourseLf.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. BUT EVEN JESUS WAS GIVEN WATER!!!!

Oh... wait... this isn't another Schiavo thread?

[LynneSin]

6. I thought Jesus was given vinegar

:shrug:

[mondo joe]

9. Can we not spung their mouths with vinegar?

A nice balsamic I hope.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

11. Details, details.

It's still more than poor Terri is getting damnit!! x( :sarcasm: :hide:

[Aristus]

18. That's either a mistranslation or a deliberate error to make the

Romans look even more sadistic. What Jesus was offered by the legionary was some of the sour wine (which someone translated as 'vinegar') that the Roman soldiers were issued. The Romans drank inexpensive provincial wines when on the march or garrison duty because of the unreliability of local water sources. The guy was just trying to give a dying man a drink. He was probably cut from the same cloth as the centurion who believed Jesus would heal his beloved family slave.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

2. You naughty boy

:spank:

your thread gets nuked and you start another. :P

[sniffa]

3. but this one's different

i'm trying to save peopLe. they're too vaLuabLe and precious to think that Life on DU isn't worth it.

[tjwmason]

10. Is there life after D.U. though?

I don't think so. There's only actually doing the work I'm paid to do :scared:

Unless there's a D.U. equivalent of heaven, where every single word is copycatted perfectly; where the most bizzare and random news stories are brought to us constantly by St. Matcom; where freeper trolls cannot even register without getting tombstoned.

[Texasgal]

4. Hey KIC!

How ya feelin' today? I had bad dreams last night... I was afraid that the DU boogie man was comin' to get me for interrupting a thread!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

12. LOL!

I had an echo in my head "shut up you fucking bitch"

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redqueen]

5. I'm glad I don't know what the hell you're talkin about.

How ya doin', sniffa?

:hi:

[sniffa]

15. i'm doing ok

you're stiLL here, and you haven't committed DUicide.

[bigwillq]

7. Why did you change your avatar?

Now I can't see sexy sniffa any more?:cry: :-(

[sniffa]

14. sorry

i changed it to terri schiavo... and some peopLe were offended by it, so i obLiged and removed the pic of her.

yesterday i started a thread on what my new avatar shouLd be...

[bigwillq]

16. LOL!

Terri. I missed that one! I also missed that thread about your new avatar. I usually post after 4 p.m. when I get into work but today I was in a DU mood and decided just to pop in and check out what mornings are like on DU!:hi:

[bigwillq]

17. Dupe

sorry

[AlCzervik]

24. i think we should start a group, those who've had to change their avatars

becuase they offended "Some people" and another group for the "Some people"

[sniffa]

26. snicker

that's a good idea. we shouLd at Least start a thread about it. :D

[jonnyblitz]

8. who asked you I am having a private conversation with someone

get out of here you hatefull dick!! :crazy:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

13. I think the correct term was:

atheist douchebag

or is that another one of my fellow Christians with a potty mouth?

[jonnyblitz]

20. it was a half assed imitation of that psycho

I just woke up, i was up too late. :P

I am the atheist douchebag.

[Texasgal]

25. Good Morning!

You Atheist DOUCHEBAG! :evilgrin:

[jonnyblitz]

27. there you are!!

:hi: :hug:

[Texasgal]

28. Oh yeah...

I survived last night!!! :beer:

[jonnyblitz]

29. it went on for awhile

after you left.I am just sifting through the debris today. :crazy:

[Texasgal]

30. I think I saw that....

Damn... what a mess!

Hopefully, everyone has gotten over it and is back in action. With the exception of one, who will remain nameless. :nopity:

[Crankie Avalon]

19. If you even THINK about DUicide...

...dozens of members will invite themselves into your life by camping right outside your door 24/7, hold candlelight vigils under your windows while speaking in tongues, and threaten to storm your house to save you from yourself.

[Misunderestimator]

21. OMG... You Capitalized D and U!!

:wow:

[sniffa]

22. did i impress you?

another notch on my beLt. :P

[Misunderestimator]

23. ...

:spray: