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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:47 PM
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I'm looking for tips on holding my asshole in contempt
Any ideas?

It's being rude to me, and uncooperative.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:48 PM
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1. Put a cork in it, will ya? /nt
:7
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:49 PM
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3. Only if you're holding the string
:D
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:48 PM
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2. bean dip with jalapenos.
;-)
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Medium Baby Jesus Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:52 PM
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4. Not bad
but Short Bus President's was funnier.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:56 PM
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6. Yeah, I know
it was a spur of the moment slippage, I'll go back to poo-pooing all copycats now
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snowbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:54 PM
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5. Your proctologist is on line one...
...should we take a message? :think:
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 09:03 PM
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7. Try this
Edited on Mon Mar-28-05 09:04 PM by Maestro
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 09:04 PM
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8. contempt of what?
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 09:05 PM
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9. You deserve it.
:o
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