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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:22 PM
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Poll question: Should someone else be the new Kleeb?
Edited on Fri Mar-25-05 10:22 PM by JohnKleeb
:shrug: Its startin again!

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:22 PM
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1. If nominated, I will not run
but if elected, I will rule with an iron fist.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:23 PM
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2. Can I live in yer parents' basement?
:P

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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:24 PM
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3. Why do you want ot live in my house errrr parents basement?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:27 PM
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8. um... does being the new kleeb not come with free housing?
and what's the meal plan like, for that matter?

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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:29 PM
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9. Yes its free
Well every other day during the school week till late May, you get to eat in the Rayburn Cafeteria for lunch and likely go out to eat after work. Some nights you get really good food and some nights like tonight, its hard to come by.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:33 PM
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12. Does the Kleeb position come with a health plan ?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:33 PM
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15. I get umm concerta for my Aspergers
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:37 PM
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20. okay what about a company car ?
what about flirting privileges ?

I don't think I'm up to the job

:P
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:39 PM
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22. and if there's any drug testing, that's a no-go...
I won't abide any kleebing gig that requires me to piss in a cup.

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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:40 PM
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24. You don't have to worry about that
:) I am not my brother.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:45 PM
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29. speaking of which...
do we have any hot sisters? Cousins worth visiting? Maybe a widowed aunt who's not altogether unattractive?

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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:47 PM
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30. No I dont have any sisters
Yes, I have cousins that I guess you could call attractive. Uhhhh dude my aunts are all old enough to be your mommy :). Now my cousins the other hand are by and large 30-40ish.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:53 PM
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32. Do they have dark hair with light eyes ?
like Ms Kirshner here:



:D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:56 PM
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33. Well lemme think about it
Edited on Fri Mar-25-05 10:56 PM by JohnKleeb
They're all kinda different like most of them do have blue eyes I think but their hair color is different since two of my cousins have Italian in them, the others I dont know what, oh yeah more German in some of them. BTW my closest cousin to your age lol is 8 years older than you but hahaha she likes younger guys, she once I think went out with my basketball coach who was also once a camp conseulor of mine.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:39 PM
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23. Hmmm well you dont have to drive to get around
Edited on Fri Mar-25-05 10:39 PM by JohnKleeb
Since I umm can't drive. Yes, flirting privileges but unbearable shyness around my crushes. You also get 1723 songs on iTunes ranging from Lennon's #9 Dream to Marley's Zion Train with some Russian music, Irish, and much much more. Plus some really great games.
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:25 PM
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4. What's a Kleeb?
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:25 PM
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5. As the new Kleeb...
I promise to raid the pension funds, dump chemicals in the ocean, and sell all of our best assets to the Japaneese.

Whoa, looks like Reaganomics is making a comeback...
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MnFats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:26 PM
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6. The slaves humbled by the Romans, the Centurian addresses
them: "Give us the one called Kleeb, and you shall live."
One DUer stands and says (in his best Kirk Douglas voice): "I am Kleeb." Another stands: "I am Kleeb." Another, and another: "No, I am Kleep."

next thing you know, they've all been crucified by the fascists on the road to Rome.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:27 PM
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7. But who would want to be me?
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:31 PM
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10. No, I am Kleep.
:D :D :D
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:31 PM
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11. Make Maggie the new Kleeb
Oh, she'd love it. Just more incentive to kill me.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:33 PM
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14. Thats not in my power
if you talk to her, tell her I say hi.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:34 PM
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17. Haven't since thursday
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:35 PM
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18. me neither
Wonder whats up.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:33 PM
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13. But who? JimmyJazz has done her tour, who next?
:shrug?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:34 PM
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16. I dunno, thats the purpose of this thread
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:52 PM
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31. You should make a poll, based on the people who have replied
wanting the job. :P
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:57 PM
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35. Could you?
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:36 PM
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19. I came close a couple times...had quite a few threads with my name
in the title...I haven't seen one in a while tho...
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:41 PM
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25. Yeah but you started them all
:P
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:42 PM
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26. hahahahhaha
:)
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:43 PM
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27. Not all of them...I seem to remember you starting one...
And RagingInMiami posted a bunch of them, as did a few others...

So there... :P
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:38 PM
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21. NO...why bother?
"Meet the new Kleeb, same as the old Kleeb"
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:44 PM
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28. So else wants a damned cinnamon raisin bagel, I love those things
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 10:56 PM
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34. No! Like they say, if your Kleeb ain't broke, don't fix it! n/t
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 11:39 PM
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36. You could no more replace Kleeb than you could replace "Robb
Edited on Fri Mar-25-05 11:39 PM by Rowdyboy
is a dingbat". Sorry, once you've been acclaimed by the masses, you can never shrug off your mantle of greatness and return to obscurity.....As it reads on Abe Lincoln's tomb in Springfield: "Now He Belongs to the Ages"
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 11:43 PM
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37. aint that a drag?
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