Should someone else be the new Kleeb?

[JohnKleeb]

Poll question: Should someone else be the new Kleeb?

:shrug: Its startin again!

[Dookus]

1. If nominated, I will not run

but if elected, I will rule with an iron fist.

[short bus president]

2. Can I live in yer parents' basement?

:P

[JohnKleeb]

3. Why do you want ot live in my house errrr parents basement?

[short bus president]

8. um... does being the new kleeb not come with free housing?

and what's the meal plan like, for that matter?

[JohnKleeb]

9. Yes its free

Well every other day during the school week till late May, you get to eat in the Rayburn Cafeteria for lunch and likely go out to eat after work. Some nights you get really good food and some nights like tonight, its hard to come by.

[Huckebein the Raven]

12. Does the Kleeb position come with a health plan ?

[JohnKleeb]

15. I get umm concerta for my Aspergers

[Huckebein the Raven]

20. okay what about a company car ?

what about flirting privileges ?

I don't think I'm up to the job

:P

[short bus president]

22. and if there's any drug testing, that's a no-go...

I won't abide any kleebing gig that requires me to piss in a cup.

[JohnKleeb]

24. You don't have to worry about that

:) I am not my brother.

[short bus president]

29. speaking of which...

do we have any hot sisters? Cousins worth visiting? Maybe a widowed aunt who's not altogether unattractive?

[JohnKleeb]

30. No I dont have any sisters

Yes, I have cousins that I guess you could call attractive. Uhhhh dude my aunts are all old enough to be your mommy :). Now my cousins the other hand are by and large 30-40ish.

[Huckebein the Raven]

32. Do they have dark hair with light eyes ?

like Ms Kirshner here:



:D

[JohnKleeb]

33. Well lemme think about it

They're all kinda different like most of them do have blue eyes I think but their hair color is different since two of my cousins have Italian in them, the others I dont know what, oh yeah more German in some of them. BTW my closest cousin to your age lol is 8 years older than you but hahaha she likes younger guys, she once I think went out with my basketball coach who was also once a camp conseulor of mine.

[JohnKleeb]

23. Hmmm well you dont have to drive to get around

Since I umm can't drive. Yes, flirting privileges but unbearable shyness around my crushes. You also get 1723 songs on iTunes ranging from Lennon's #9 Dream to Marley's Zion Train with some Russian music, Irish, and much much more. Plus some really great games.

[WI_DEM]

4. What's a Kleeb?

[SmileyBoy]

5. As the new Kleeb...

I promise to raid the pension funds, dump chemicals in the ocean, and sell all of our best assets to the Japaneese.

Whoa, looks like Reaganomics is making a comeback...

[MnFats]

6. The slaves humbled by the Romans, the Centurian addresses

them: "Give us the one called Kleeb, and you shall live."
One DUer stands and says (in his best Kirk Douglas voice): "I am Kleeb." Another stands: "I am Kleeb." Another, and another: "No, I am Kleep."

next thing you know, they've all been crucified by the fascists on the road to Rome.

[JohnKleeb]

7. But who would want to be me?

[SmileyBoy]

10. No, I am Kleep.

:D:D:D

[name not needed]

11. Make Maggie the new Kleeb

Oh, she'd love it. Just more incentive to kill me.

[JohnKleeb]

14. Thats not in my power

if you talk to her, tell her I say hi.

[name not needed]

17. Haven't since thursday

[JohnKleeb]

18. me neither

Wonder whats up.

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. But who? JimmyJazz has done her tour, who next?

:shrug?

[JohnKleeb]

16. I dunno, thats the purpose of this thread

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. You should make a poll, based on the people who have replied

wanting the job. :P

[JohnKleeb]

35. Could you?

[Longgrain]

19. I came close a couple times...had quite a few threads with my name

in the title...I haven't seen one in a while tho...

[progmom]

25. Yeah but you started them all

:P

[JohnKleeb]

26. hahahahhaha

:)

[Longgrain]

27. Not all of them...I seem to remember you starting one...

And RagingInMiami posted a bunch of them, as did a few others...

So there...:P

[givemebackmycountry]

21. NO...why bother?

"Meet the new Kleeb, same as the old Kleeb"

[JohnKleeb]

28. So else wants a damned cinnamon raisin bagel, I love those things

[Ladyhawk]

34. No! Like they say, if your Kleeb ain't broke, don't fix it! n/t

[Rowdyboy]

36. You could no more replace Kleeb than you could replace "Robb

is a dingbat". Sorry, once you've been acclaimed by the masses, you can never shrug off your mantle of greatness and return to obscurity.....As it reads on Abe Lincoln's tomb in Springfield: "Now He Belongs to the Ages"

[JohnKleeb]

37. aint that a drag?