Entertain me

[progmom]

Please?

[JohnKleeb]

1. Singing or Humor?

[progmom]

2. I'll take whatever you've got.

[JohnKleeb]

4. I'll have to do that later

asshole is here

[progmom]

8. asshole?

= brother?

[JohnKleeb]

65. Yeah and I am back

[progmom]

68. Hi!

:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

71. Whats up?

I need a thread to jack before I watch a movie.

[Huckebein the Raven]

73. What movie ?

[JohnKleeb]

74. Me and the brother are thinking about watching Braveheart

Though I personally want to play some Call of Duty tonight.

[Huckebein the Raven]

78. Tough Choice

Does Call of Duty have the Battle of Stalingrad in it ?

[JohnKleeb]

80. YES!

but I have to beat the American and British portions to get there.

[Huckebein the Raven]

81. Where do you start the campaign ?

[JohnKleeb]

84. For the Russians?

Ever see the film Enemy at the Gates, its like that. The American portion begins very similiar to Band of Brothers in Toccoa Georgia. The British portion is a lot like the book Peagus Bridge. I love the whole game, its great. I have to beat it before I get Brothers in Arms.Hmmmmm now how do I explain taht to my brother.

[Huckebein the Raven]

Yeah I saw the movie

I really must play that game. Is there a version for the PS2 ?

[JohnKleeb]

88. Yes and it starts out the same way but I havent gotten that far yet

[Huckebein the Raven]

86. Good movie

One of my favorites

[JohnKleeb]

87. Yeah I like it

Its a good one but long.

[Huckebein the Raven]

3. I flirted with yvr girl for about 4 hours

[progmom]

5. No shit?

She's back to flirting?

[Huckebein the Raven]

7. She said it was a one time thing in that thread of hers

but I think she's rethinking her resolution

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

20. It was in celebration of my 6000 milestone

Special occasion.

[bridgit]

6. ok, here goes...

guess i'm not much of a juggler

:hi:

[progmom]

14. Most excellent

I am amused.

[patrice]

19. I'll second that.! n/t

[yvr girl]

9. I'll sing

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
here is my handle, here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up, here me shout.
Tip me over, and pour me out.

[progmom]

12. My turn

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You never know dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away

[yvr girl]

18. Me again

Itsy, bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.
Down came the rain, and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain.
And the itsy, bitsy spider climbed up the spout again.

[progmom]

22. ok, i'll see that and raise you

My Bonnie lies over the ocean
My Bonnie lies over the sea
My Bonnie lies over the ocean
Now bring back my Bonnie to me

[yvr girl]

27. Oh, ya. Take this.

Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff, oh
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.

Together they would travel on boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name, oh

CHORUS

A dragon lives forever, but not so little boys
Painted wings and giants's rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave
So, Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave, oh

CHORUS

[progmom]

31. You think you're the only one with a copy of Peter Paul & Mommy?

GOING TO THE ZOO

Daddy's takin' us to the zoo tomorrow,
zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow
Daddy's takin' us to the zoo tomorrow
and we can stay all day!

Chorus:
We're goin' to the zoo, zoo, zoo
How about you, you, you?
You can come too, too, too
We're goin' to the zoo, zoo, zoo.

See the elephant with the long trunk swingin'
Great big ears and a long trunk swingin'
Snuffin' up peanuts with a long trunk swingin'
And we can stay all day!

(Chorus)

See all the monkeys they're scritch-scritch scratchin'
jumpin' around and scritch-scritch scratchin'
Hangin' by the long-tail (huff huff huff)
And we can stay all day!

(Chorus)

There's a big black bear he's a huff-puff-a-puffin'
His coat's too heavy he's a huff-puff-a-puffin'
Don't get too near the huff-puff-a-puffin'
Or you won't stay all day!

(Chorus)

Well the seals in the pool all honk-honk-honkin'
Catchin' the fish and honk-honk-honkin'
Little tiny seals all honk-honk-honkin'
And we can stay all day!

(Chorus)

Well we stayed all day and I'm gettin' sleepy
Sittin' in the car gettin' sleep sleep sleepy
Home already gettin' sleep sleep sleepy
'Cause we have stayed all day.

We been to the zoo zoo zoo
So have you you you
You came too too too
We been to the zoo zoo zoo

MOMMY'S TAKIN' US TO THE ZOO TOMORROW!
Zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow!
Mommy's takin' us to the zoo tomorrow
And we can stay all day!

[yvr girl]

41. I have no children (Don't you remember I hate motherhood?)

A Drinking Song

Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may fall and wind may blow,
And many miles be still to go,
But under a tall tree I will lie,
And let the clouds go sailing by.

[progmom]

47. But these are memories from MY childhood

:P

BOA CONSTRICTOR

I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it very much!

Oh no, oh no, he swallowed my toe,
he swallowed my toe
Oh gee, oh gee, he's up to my knee,
he's up to my knee
Oh fiddle, oh fiddle, he's reached my middle,
he's reached my middle
Oh heck, oh heck, he's up to my neck,
he's up to my neck
Oh dread, oh dread, he swallowed my.... schlirppp!

[yvr girl]

48. Your parents were scary

[yvr girl]

53. I was never a child

When I'm Up (I Can't Get Down)

by Unknown

I am the fountain of affection
I'm the instrument of joy
And to keep the good times rolling
I'm the boy, I'm the boy,
You know the world could be our oyster,
You just put your trust in me,
Cause we'll keep the good times rolling
Wait and see, wait and see....oh wait and see!

His Exhaltation, a sweet disintegration.
A few discolourations, then it comes along
up is why he chooses, the kisses and the bruises
There ain't nothing he refuses, then it comes along
It comes along, and I am lifted, I am lifted, I am lifted!

Chorus:
When I'm up I can't get down
Can't get down, can't get level
When I'm up I can't get down
Get my feet back on the ground
When I'm up I can't get down
Can't get down, can't get level
When I'm up I can't get down
Get my feet back on the ground

He just needs, something to blind him
Something to wind him up
It won't take long to find him
When it comes on strong.

Wise guys are grinning, street lights are spinning
The night is just beginning, and then it comes on strong
It comes on strong, and I am lifted, I am lifted, I am lifted!

Chorus

Oh it comes on strong, and I am lifted.
It comes on strong, and I am lifted.
I am lifted, I am lifted!

Chorus

[bettyellen]

49. i love that song, and you-- i can't believe you don't know

"is that all there is". what a great song. (no, my house never burned down)
i posted my kitty saga in the lounge, because it went really well today for his cat.
plus it's a schivo story, and well, ya know...
i'm going out to celebrate. tks for the support, my crib sister.

[yvr girl]

57. You kill me...I do know

Check your PMs when you get home

[LynzM]

Oh no oh NO!!!

EARWORM!!!! AAAUGHHH!!!

Ok, phew.

Worst joke ever:

What's brown and sticky?
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a stick.

:P

[Ann Arbor Dem]

10. There once was a radio host from Ann Arbor...

Who could spin discs like no other...



(I'd better stop now before I get into trouble.)

[progmom]

16. Who are we talking about?

You, or me?

[Ann Arbor Dem]

17. You, of course!

:evilgrin:

[Huckebein the Raven]

11. Do you like Star Wars ?

here ya go:

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/promos/200503_starwars/index.html

[progmom]

26. thanks, padawan!

:D

[Huckebein the Raven]

28. no problem master progmom

:D

[Bok_Tukalo]

13. The rare six panel

[progmom]

15. Hee hee!

Thanks! :hi:

[Floogeldy]

21. Okay. Examine this penny. It's a regular penny, right?

Okay. Give me the penny back.

Now I'm going to touch the penny with my magic pen.

LOOK! A little baby penny jumped out of the regular penny!



Thank you.

[progmom]

24. Hey floo?

You're a genius.

[Floogeldy]

79. As long as you were entertained . . .

. . . I'm satisfied.

B-)

[progmom]

83. terrifically

got any more tricks up your sleeve?

[Floogeldy]

97. Okay. Here is another one.

Pick a card from this deck:



Memorize it.

Don't tell me what it is!

Let me know when you're ready.

B-)

[progmom]

101. Ready

:D

[Floogeldy]

104. All right. Is this the card you picked?

[progmom]

105. Oh.

:(


i really want to say yes.

but no.


you wanna try again?

[Floogeldy]

108. All right. How about this one?

[progmom]

109. Well...you have the suit right....

:shrug:

[Floogeldy]

110. Okay. I can do this.

Was it one of these?

[progmom]

115. I appreciate you trying so hard

But....
No.

[Floogeldy]

116. No problem. I got it. I got it.

Do you see your card now? Ah ha!

[progmom]

118. Just how many 8s are in that deck????

:shrug:

[Floogeldy]

119. Well FUCK ME RUNNIN'!

I'm throwing this book away.



B-)

[progmom]

120. hey Floog?

:yourock:

[Floogeldy]

123. If I rock . . .

. . . then you ROLL!

B-)

[progmom]

125. Why thank you!

[Goathead]

23. Can I ask you a question? n/t

[progmom]

25. You're welcome.

[Goathead]

30. What is Kepler's first law?

[progmom]

34. erm

The orbit of each planet is an ellipse with the sun at one focus.

[Goathead]

40. Did you google that? Cause if you didn't I'm impressed.

I'm impressed by you anyway though. You're very charming.:loveya:

[progmom]

45. ...and now I'm blushing.

I googled it.
Do you hate me now?

[Goathead]

52. No I didn't know it either, only I used Wikipedia

I'll ask something you can't google. What was the last state admitted into the union before Alaska and Hawai'i?

[progmom]

64. Arizona?

:shrug:

[Goathead]

96. Yes, that wasn't a good one

I realized that everything can be googled

[progmom]

98. Yup

But thanks for playing with me!

[bigwillq]

29. I'm sticking a finger in the air-

Guess which one it is?:P

[progmom]

32. this one?

[bigwillq]

35. NO!

The finger of that woman from Wendy's!:P

[progmom]

38. AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

enough with that fucking finger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:silly:

[bigwillq]

42. HAHA!

Sorry, that's my last finger joke. But I feel the finger thing is less annoying although less relevent than Terri. I'm sick of that mess.

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. Um.. I'll tell you a story.

Today, the Eager Beaver men came, and limbed the trees in my back yard, which is good before some of them were starting to grow into power lines.. and anyway theses make the biggest mess known to man! And the guys didn't have their blower, so my mom and I have to clean up our back yard, and the side of our house. Icky! So messy.

Hmm.. that's a boring story. Let me try again.



Once upon a time, there four super gorgeous women and they all traveled from different far away lands to the city known as "Bean Town" and when they got there the natives on the city, ran for their lives, for they knew these were four bad ass chicks who wanted to raise some trouble.

The leader, a small but feisty woman, cried out for all to here, "I demanded you bring me men and liquor!" And with a wave of her hand, a giant leopard print chair appeared, and as she seated herself the natives ran to around to grant her wish.

The next to speak up was a tall woman with pricing eyes, she cried out, "I demanded you bring me jazz and liquor!" With a wave of her hand an orange art deco chair appeared, and as she seated herself the natives ran around to grant her wish.

Next came a lovely woman, with shining hair of brown, and she cried out, "I demand you bring me the one they call William Pitt!" The crowd stirred, for they did not know where to find this William Pitt, a man stepping forward and said, "please ma'am, I am Mat of the Com. This William Pitt is nothing but a drunkard, what could you want with him?" And the woman replied, "it is none of your concern, just take me to him you fool!" And so the man lead her off to where she could find William Pitt.

Lastly, came the youngest of the woman, stepping forward she cried out for all to hear, "bring me Boston Cream pie, and none shall be hurt!" Her cry rang out through the streets and the natives brought her pie.

:P

[progmom]

37. Hey Rev?

:loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. You liked my story then?

Yay!

:loveya:

[progmom]

43. Oh very much.

And I love that you remembered my chair. :loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. How could I forget? It's a kick ass chair.

:7

[Huckebein the Raven]

56. Two thumbs up my dear

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. haha thank you, thank you.

:7

[LynzM]

59. Rev, you're a good writer...

In a very sort of pseudo-royal setting :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. LOL! Thanks. :D

I knew there had to be a reason why I wrote a book. :silly:

[LynzM]

67. :P

Did you really? (insert whatever smiley here that denotes that I'm bad at reading internet sarcasm....)

[RevolutionaryActs]

69. Yes, I did really.

:)

[progmom]

72. You wrote a book?

Fo shizzle?

[RevolutionaryActs]

75. Fo shizzle.

:)

[progmom]

85. Can I read it?

[RevolutionaryActs]

89. LOL! Um.. it needs to be edited, and parts rewrote.

But if you want to, sure. :shrug:

[progmom]

90. Fun!

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

92. LOL! how we going to work this?

PM me your email? I'll send you the first couple chapters? :shrug:

And it's really not that good, it's the first thing I've ever wrote other then some poems.

[JohnKleeb]

94. whats going on eh?

Oh and I tricked my brother, I got all kinds of time.

[progmom]

99. I done did it

My e-mail addy is in your inbox.

Yay!

[LynzM]

91. Cool!

Need a copy-editor? :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

93. Yes!

:D

[LynzM]

95. I'm not a professional

But I used to copy-edit for the campus paper for a couple years. At the very least, I'm decent at catching spelling and grammar errors, and the spots where things don't flow well. PM me about it if you're serious :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

100. Hey, that's what I need!

I seriously have to go through it first, I know there are parts and I want to change and stuff. But after that, I'll being PMing you left and right. :P

[LynzM]

111. Ok, cool....

Just let me know, whenever :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

122. Sweet. You rock!

Now this might actually get my to start the fixing(editing? something like that) process of the book. :D

[Longgrain]

36. WHAT!

[bettyellen]

46. this is what i've been up to... and i think i deserve a drink now......

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2908595

[progmom]

50. Wow.

The more I get to know you, the more in awe I am of you.

You are amazing.

:hug:


One of these, maybe?


or perhaps:

[bettyellen]

70. no, it was a fluke opportunity to help........

and it was wonderful for me, because with this friend, i was feeling pretty useless.
i feel a lot better about that, too.

[bigwillq]

51. Do you like belly button lint?

Just curious.

[progmom]

63. Only if it comes from

...your belly button.

:P

[bigwillq]

66. Let me go scoop out a batch!

:7

[Cadence]

54. O.k. Butt don't say I didn't warn ya!!

:hi:

[progmom]

60. Oh no

That's just terrible.

Bad Cadence!

[JimmyJazz]

55. No.

:P

[progmom]

61. Yes!

[Huckebein the Raven]

76. JJ's thread is beating your thread

this thread needs to catch up

:P

[JohnKleeb]

77. Yeah it is

[progmom]

82. Yeah, but I'm over there posting too

She's too chicken to be posting in my thread.


You hear that JimmyJazz?! Chicken!

[FuzzySlippers]

102. I got nothing entertaining

but I'll post here anyway to help you get ahead of JJ. The nerve of her! Stealing your thunder.

[progmom]

107. I got thunder to spare, baby

And I'll share it with JJ any day. :)

You too, for that matter.

:hi:

[FuzzySlippers]

117. Ha! Six ahead!

This will make seven.:hi:

[Gannon Man Date]

103. For every thing

turn turn turn
there is a season
turn turn turn
and a time for every purpose
something something

[progmom]

106. you seem to have run out of gas there at the end

wanna try again?

[Gannon Man Date]

121. Isn't "something something"

the generic substitute for "I'm too dumb to remember the words, and too lazy to google them"?

[progmom]

124. Sing me a song you know all the words to then

I know you can do it!

[Huckebein the Raven]

112. This post is to break the tie with JJ's thread

you earned it

:)

[JohnKleeb]

113. for the two point conversion here

*kicks* :D.

[progmom]

114. Aw DL

Who loves ya?


progmom loves ya.