ANY Florida DUer NOT Hawking Crucifixes In Florida This Weekend Is INSANE!

[matcom]

my WORD people!!

if i lived down there i would have CASES of Jesus keychains, coffee mugs, t-shirts etc... and have a BOOTH set up!

christ people you could RETIRE after ONE WEEKEND of "working"!

*DAMN the luck!* x(

[Misunderestimator]

1. Ha!

:think:

[Dookus]

2. I'd make up one of those

lenticular thingies that switches between Jesus and Terri.

[Misunderestimator]

4. Damn... that would be sweet...

you make some up and I'll sell em for ya.

[KitchenWitch]

3. with labels that say "Jesus love Terri Schiavo"

[DS1]

5. I'd make one of those gag click pens where you click the ink down

and the woman's bra drops down, but it'd be a feeding tube coming out of

oh nevermind, you know where I'm going with this

[Misunderestimator]

7. *splurt*

:bounce:

[matcom]

8. HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

leave it to YOU Martin to come up with THE get rich scheme! :D

[Bouncy Ball]

Shit, I'd have photoshopped some

portraits of bushie putting his hands on Terri's head like he is healing her and sold those for about $35 a pop and made some BIG bling bling!!

[sasquatch]

6. Don't foget the piosonous snakes!

Hell that's easy too, just wander over to the everglades and catch a few.

[johnnie]

9. You're always thinking...

And you're right. Some people can be making some great money right now.

[Fleshdancer]

10. Jesus! Jesus! Get you hot roasted Jesus!

Just run concessions...Jesus soda, Jesus peanuts, Jesus popcorn, Jesus bottled water, etc.

[flvegan]

11. I'm gonna sneak past the police at the hospice

and draw an image of the Virgin Mary on Terri's window in oil. When the sun hits it, total m'fing meltdown. "It, like, just appeared! It's a miiiiiirrrrrrracle!!!"

THEN, out come my "Mother Mary full of grace/Deliver Terri from this place!" t-shirts.

Gotta create your own market, I say.

[Hokie]

12. How about little Terri dolls?

Feeding tubes would cost extra.

[DS1]

13. Nah, just push some dried rice through the fabric

[mtnester]

14. We cancelled our trip down.....

Neither of us thought, even being on vacation, we could behave. Ending up in jail on vacation would not be a good thing. We rescheduled. Staying anywhere near Clearwater (our family lives on Ridge Road, and we stay near Madeira Beach right on the intercoastal, and travelling around that area now would just not be any fun)

[matcom]

15. too bad

had you planned it better, you could WOULD have been rich!

[mtnester]

16. You are right of course, but our vacations are pretty

off limits for any kind of real rational thought.

:)

[Kathy in Cambridge]

17. I'd sell grilled cheeses with Terri's face imprinted on them-like the eBAY

Virgin Mary grilled cheese.

It's a miracle! O8)

[hlthe2b]

18. Damn, I like the way you think: Let's let the RW wackos fund campaigns

for DEMS: 06/08!

Get thee to the religious relic wholesaler, quick!

[solinvictus]

19. Restaurant questions..

"Would you like this Fish and Loaves combo meal Holy Ghost, Son, or Father sized?"

[Melynn]

20. Damn, I wished I lived in Florida

I could make some money off the true believers and then give the money to DU. Now wouldn't that funny. :evilgrin: