Add "between your thighs" to any Bush quote!

[jswordy]

" It's important for people to know that I'm the president of everybody between your thighs."

HMMM....KINKY! LOL

[Cocoa]

1. need some wood?

between your thighs?

[SCDem]

2. "I care about the culture of life between your thighs."

[jswordy]

4. *Snicker!* I'll BET he does!

[sui generis]

3. oh please please please don't kill me between your thighs!

[PhuLoi]

5. Hmm, it would seem I've lost my watch...

I can't hear the stereo...

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[jswordy]

7. "I want justice...

....and there's an old poster out West… I recall, that said, 'Wanted, Dead or Alive between your thighs.'"

[SarahB]

8. Don't misunderestimate me between your thighs!

(exceptions to NSMA of course) :D

[jswordy]

9. LOL Sarah...I'll bet he used that one on Laura! LOL!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

10. "I know the human being and the fish can co-exist peacefully..."

"between your thighs"

[flvegan]

11. We have a saying in Texas, fool me once...

won't get between your thighs again.

[LynneSin]

12. Now Watch this Drive between your thighs

:scared:

[RedstDem]

13. & It's Hard Work

Between Your Thighs...Sigh

[jswordy]

14. ROFL! Oh GAWD, those are funny! More! More!

[flvegan]

15. Between your thighs is where our nation finds hope, where

wings take dream.

[jswordy]

16. "People that are really very weird...

...can get into sensitive positions between your thighs and have a tremendous impact on history."

[latteromden]

37. I dunno, sounds like Monica to me.

;)

[RedstDem]

17. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love

Between Your Thighs....

That Was Easy !

[Dr.Phool]

18. It's hard to put food on your family

Between your thighs.

[asjr]

19. "I am a compassionate conservative" between your thighs.

[Dr.Phool]

20. You forgot Poland between your thighs!!

[Hand]

27. Drat! Ya beat me to it! "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED between..." nt

[RedstDem]

21. And so during these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings. ...

Between Your Thighs....

Hot Dam

[vikegirl]

22. "I hear there's rumors on the Internets

that we're going to have a draft....between your thighs."

[ronnykmarshall]

23. We're gonna smoke out the tarrists .... between your thights!

[regularguy]

24. I'm a steward of the land...between your thighs..."

[bigtree]

25. "There's a hole in the safety net for a generation to come,

between your thighs.


From Social Security 'Conversation' in New Mexico-

[jswordy]

29. LOL! Grab that chastity belt! Quick!

[NewJeffCT]

26. What an asshole - between my thighs

And, Cheney's follow up - "Big time"

[NewJeffCT]

33. oops, I think it was "he's a major league asshole"

[jswordy]

35. "He's a major league asshole between your thighs."

LOL

[Hand]

28. "We must err on the side of life between your thighs" nt

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

30. "Is our children a learnin' between your thighs?"

[AlCzervik]

31. "Penisfreenis between your thighs"

[sakabatou]

32. Is our children learning between your thighs?

[Bok_Tukalo]

34. Make the pie higher between your thighs

<eom>

[paula777]

36. I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun

between your thighs

[jswordy]

39. *banging desktop repeatedly* Now THAT's FUNNY!!! n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

38. "It's been a fabulous year for Laura and me between your thighs"

[dean_dem]

40. "He changes positions...between your thighs!"

Hmmm...

[jswordy]

44. SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING TO ME! LOL

[_TJ_]

41. Who could have possibly envisioned an erection...

Between your thighs

[arkie dem]

42. "I am a uniter not a divider between your thighs"

[Huckebein the Raven]

43. "I'm a war-time president"

Between your thighs....

:P

[KamaAina]

45. "There ought to be limits to freedom between your thighs."

more pandering to the religious right... :-)

[jswordy]

46. NO WAY! Heh.

[jswordy]

47. "But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me...

...between your thighs."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

48. "I believe that God wants me to be President ... between your thighs"

http://www.economist.com/world/na/displayStory.cfm?story_id=3502861

[jswordy]

50. Uh....lame pickup line, but it worked on Laura! LOL

[DelawareValleyDem]

49. Africa is a nation that suffers from great disease between your thighs