Yet Another Sadistic (And Therefore Lots Of Fun) Flash Game

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

http://darkwing.greenbeanie.org/stuff/nanaca-special3.swf

[Briarius]

1. 105.31m

this is rediculous! and I love it! :D

[priller]

2. 440.32!!!

Oh yeah!

[DS1]

3. 449

Damn

[da_chimperor]

4. 1078.89 Meters

:D

[Ready4Change]

12. That's EPIC!

My best was 789.59, and I thought I'd have everyone beat.

Nice job!

[da_chimperor]

14. Bah, check my reply below.

:D

[Ready4Change]

20. Yah, see it. I suck.

1800 is my best at this point. Ah well. :)

[Samurai_Writer]

5. 239.69 meters

Not bad for not understanding Japanese.

[priller]

6. 519.45!

Crazy.

[DS1]

7. 669

[seriousstan]

8. Amost as funny as the yeti baseball batting the penguins.

but the instructions are not English.

[priller]

9. 1425.39

ha ha ha

[priller]

10. 2162.27

Okay, I'm done with this thing now. Fun!

[da_chimperor]

11. Fuck, i'm at 10,000 meters and still going.

:wow:

[da_chimperor]

13. OK, I just stopped. 12,000 meters. Beat THAT!

It's a piece of cake once you get the hang of it. My guess is I could have gone at LEAST another 5,000 meters. Maybe indefinitely. :7

[Deja Q]

16. Well, I'm tired of that game... time to beat something else.

:evilgrin:

[da_chimperor]

18. I know. The music was painful after a while.

It's fun for a few minutes, but I feel kinda drained playing it for that long.

[Deja Q]

15. I RULE! I RULE! 2369.44

:9

[da_chimperor]

17. *snicker* n/t

[Deja Q]

37. I prefer Milky Way, but I see your point...

:evilgrin:

[Pithlet]

19. 2229.58

[ralps]

21. 1789.69m

:hi:

[strategery blunder]

22. 6759.54 meters

:evilgrin:

[The Animator]

23. 10777.70m

Damn is that game ever funny. If only there were a kick Bush version.

[mark414]

24. just passed 16,000

and still going

[mark414]

26. 19,844.47

[zelda7743]

25. I don't get it....

I'm only at 14 meters. What exactly am I trying to do here?

[Deja Q]

38. First, you need to select a decent angle for the chick to hit you at.

Then you need to get to the 1st person to hit you up.

Notice on the left the red and blue angles. When the word ANGLE lights up red or blue, you can press the mousie button to let the bicycle chick hit you again (in up or down motion accordingly.) Down is renewable, but you only get 3 ups.

The people you hitcan give you powers, aadjust the angle, or if you hit the one chick it'll say STOP because it's obvious your character is nestling his head on her "shelf goodies". (wonderfully drawn but suggestive, gross...)

It's a weird as hell game, but as addictivce as British sci-fi.

[Blue_Tires]

27. i don't get it....

5860m and climbing on my first try (i had to x-out of the game, because it could go on forever)...i have no idea who these characters are supposed to be or what they are saying

[The Animator]

28. 18414.40m

Holy crap, this is bad ass!

[ghostsofgiants]

29. I have no idea what the hell is going on here, haha

227.83m is my best so far. Yeah, I suck.

[SmileyBoy]

30. 8161.46 meters

DAYUM!!!!

[Redneck Socialist]

31. 11449.47!

Ha ha! damn this is stupidly addicting.

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. You know, this "game" is pure bullshit

I've played a bunch of times, and found that the same angle offers different distances every time. There is no consistency to this "game" whatsoever.

I ad 279 yards at 64 degrees, and also had 50-some yards at 64 degrees.

I also hit an angle in the 70s the same amount, and each time the yardages were VASTLY different.

[Deja Q]

39. You are such a geek!

:loveya:

(I noticed that too, but to a smaller extent...)

It really is random chance despite some small amount of skill...

[ScreamingMeemie]

40. I just made him bounce up and down for a total of 2.08...

;)

[Redneck Socialist]

33. Does this game ever end?

I'm over 40,000 and this guy shows no sign of ever landing!

[Redneck Socialist]

34. Yes it does end, 83,790.21

I am the master of smacking into pedestrians with a bike!

[SarahB]

35. 759.56 m

Do I know exactly what I'm doing? Nope, but my son thinks it's cool and is now tryign to take over the computer. :crazy:

[ScreamingMeemie]

36. 1129.53...and I have no idea what I just participated in!

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

44. I have now spent over an hour playing this game.

Thanks...a lot. ;)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

47. I'm here to serve.

:evilgrin:

[Brewman_Jax]

41. Just got 1449.53

[Brewman_Jax]

42. 5067.23

I figured out how to use the Aerial Collision Teleport boost! :silly:

[Brewman_Jax]

49. 15,175.69

Getting the hang of this! I should be working! :silly:

[WoodrowFan]

43. 1.68 meters??

gad, i SUCK at this!

[ScreamingMeemie]

45. The key is to hold down the left click button until you get the most

power! It took me 45 minutes to figure that out. :hi:

[WoodrowFan]

46. thank you. :) (NT)

[priller]

48. 27,376m!

And the maximum height was 1120m! But I have to admit, it got pretty boring after a while.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

50. 40,439m

And I could have gone even further, but I have a class this afternoon, so I took my hand off the mouse for the last 10 minutes.

On edit: I think this game is a parody of one of those ridiculous Japanese "dating sim" video games. I hope it is, because then I don't have to feel bad for the guy.

[Deja Q]

52. Darn, I just came so close to you! 36087.80

:cry:

[bugslsu9]

51. 2099.64 meters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hippiechick]

53. 880.7

DANG !!!!

[Blue_Tires]

54. anyone want to explain this to me?

[Deja Q]

55. See message 38, and:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2885710&mesg_id=2887658&page=

Also, be sure to click the button early on if you see 'bonus' or something appear just about the person you've hit... can extend the round for some time. :D

[Pithlet]

56. 35429.16

Okay, I'm done now.

If you figure out how to use the special stops, and the arial boosts, you can go on pretty much forever.