I am afraid I am going to get annihilated....

[Heyo]

...I may come in contact with an antiheyo particle...:scared: ..then I will decay into an electron, an electron antineutrino, and a heyon...

:cry:

I'm so nervous... :o

Heyo

[autorank]

1. Rub your entire body in gluon and pray.

[Heyo]

2. I will...

...and will hang on real tight to my quarks. :grouphug:

:dunce:

Heyo

[libodem]

3. well bless your little subatomic particles

I'm sure you can dodge those mean ol' antiheyo particles

[Heyo]

4. thanks...

:pals:

Even if they come at me at .99C, I know I've got you guys to help me deflect them.

:grouphug:

Maybe I won't get annihilated after all. :hi:

Heyo

[bridgit]

5. fear not...

life is a sometime virtually meaningless, two left feet pathway to nowhere anyway, dark matter is the only exit worthy of man...

:shrug:

[Heyo]

8. Maybe....

Maybe we are all just virtual particles, who blink in and out of existence in inconceivable small specks of time, quintillions of them every second, yet this time seems like a whole lifetime to us due to the relativistic effect of the almost superluminal speed at which we travel across the fraction of a femotometer of distance or so before we cease to exist.

Could all of our travels we do in our lifetime, even to the moon and back, really be less significant than the diameter of an atomic nucleus?

Or not. :shrug:

Did you know that in one gram of water, there are more water molecules than there are stars in the known universe?

Also, did you know that every single second, millions of particles are travelling right through your body... from every direction including up through the Earth... particles that are so small they can pass through a million miles of solid lead without touching anything

:dunce: :pals:

Heyo

[bridgit]

14. i like you...

:hi:

[Heyo]

16. Thanks!

:pals:

That is the kind of thing that makes one smile.

Heyo

[BeFree]

19. Maybe...

In all those other particles are worlds like ours and we are the gods of those worlds?

Question: Is the sun positively charged and the planets are negatively charged? That the planets are mere ions circling the nucleus?

[Merrick]

6. Did you hear about the electron that

like to watch the news in his girlfriend's panties?

he had some strange quarks.


what about the Atoms getting a divorce.
yeah, its a real shame - once they enjoyed a covalent bond, but by the end they were hanging on by a Van Der Waal's interaction.

[Richard Steele]

15. A Neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer....

Bartender says, "For you, no charge."

[bridgit]

17. dat'z phunny...

[_TJ_]

7. I'm sure I'm no DAMN ELECTRON

In fact I'm positive.

[Heyo]

10. heh heh

You're a positron! :headbang:

(please don't get too close to my electron)

:dunce:

Heyo

[4_Legs_Good]

9. There are worse things than being a heyon

so don't worry yourself too much about it.

:hug:

david

[Heyo]

11. Yeah.. you're right...

... like being a peeon.

:dunce:

Being a heyon is beter than being a peeon....

... still... all that mass converted.

:dunce:

Heyo

[4_Legs_Good]

12. Yeah, but whatcha gonna do?

The loss of mass is regrettable, but hey(on)!

Gah, what was the subatomic particle name that I used to hurl as an insult. It' wasn't peeon.

Gah, I can't remember.

david

[4_Legs_Good]

13. I remember!!! BOSON!!

As in Bozo(n)

heh heh heh. I was so funny back when I actually remembered my physics.

david

[deutsey]

18. Man looks in the abyss,

there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.

"Wall Street"