Better appellations for the SUV

[Bossy Monkey]

Lessee:
SDV- Sport Disutility Vehicle
SMMV- Soccer Mom Mobility Vehicle
MWA- Minivan With Attitude
UOV- Underendowment Overcompensation Vehicle

Yours?

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[Bossy Monkey]

1. OWEV: Oil War Engendering Vehicle-- c'mon! everybody play!

[Bossy Monkey]

2. ULV- Unnecessarily Large Vehicle?

Ok, I get it, nobody wants to play :)

[meow2u3]

3. TOW: Terrorism on Wheels

Especially for a Hummer!

[salin]

4. ISUSDOFO vehicle

I
Support
US
Dependence
On
Foreign
Oil

Okay - I make allowances for those who really need them... but mostly - they seem to be for a making a status statement - I just read the statement differently than I think is intended.

[Bossy Monkey]

5. Mainly, I refer to what are called luxury SUVs: Escalades, Navigators, etc

for which I can't figure how anybody could have a need. I like your abbreviation regardless. Sad thing is, they set it to a famous electric guitar riff in the commercial and they'd still move a gazillion units.

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Too young to die-- one more kick (not an SUV appelation, by the way) n/t

[Swede]

7. SUC

Sports Utility Car.

[Bossy Monkey]

8. Or SUCK-- Sport Utility Car Killer

Can't think how to add another S, but it's late

[Radical Activist]

9. Stupid Ugly Vehicle

Doesn't everyone say that though?