YOU predict the next celebrity diversionary sex or death media circus

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Poll question: YOU predict the next celebrity diversionary sex or death media circus

YOU predict the NEXT BIG CELEBRITY STORY that will take our minds off of that silly Iraq War Thingy.

[coloradodem2005]

1. I picked la-la'ing.

I don't know what it means, but I am betting it is dirty.

[yvr girl]

2. Isn't it about time for J-Lo to get a divorce

They've been married forever.

[coloradodem2005]

3. How long? Close to a year?

For her that's a lifetime.

[JohnKleeb]

4. Paris Hilton revealed to be having lesbian affair with Bush daughter

and her dominatrix.

[imenja]

8. You give the Bush girls far too much credit

They have no where near that level of imagination.

[BrewerJohn]

5. I voted for J-Lo

I just hope it doesn't involve my brother, who is a plastic surgeon in LA.

[kodi]

6. carrot top, autoerotic asphyxiation

one can only hope.

[imenja]

7. If Kermit snuffs Miss Piggy, I go to war

There are limits to what I will tolerate.

[punpirate]

9. First it will appear in the...

... Weekly World News, but I'm sure the MSM will pick it up: "Ozzy Osbourne Arrested in Necrophiliac Threesome With Tiny Tim and Mr. Rogers: 'He Dug `Em'"

[coloradodem2005]

10. "Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal"