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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-19-05 07:04 PM
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There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male Announcer: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female Annoucer: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
MA: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
FA: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
MA: The red zone is for loading and unloading passangers. There is no stopping in the white zone.
FA: No. The white zone is for loading and unloading. There is not stopping in the red zone.
MA: The red zone's always been for loading and unloading. There is no stopping in the white zone.
WA: Don't tell me which zone's for stopping and which zone's for loading!
MA: Listen, Betty, don't start your white zone shit again. There is just no stopping in the white zone.
FA: Really, Vernon, why pretend? We both know what you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.
MA: It's really the only sensible thing to do. If it's done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-19-05 07:05 PM
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1. Looks like I picked a bad day to stop amphetamines
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CatholicEdHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-19-05 07:12 PM
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2. Looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-19-05 07:13 PM
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3. Joey...
have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Best Movie Ever! :D
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-19-05 07:16 PM
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4. "I'll give him another ten minutes"
(the guy in the cab at the very end. He has been sitting in the cab for most of the movie at the curb outside the terminal!)

I always found it hilarious that whenever they showed the Airplane flying through the sky, the sound wasn't of a 4 engined passenger jet but of a propeller driven plane.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-19-05 07:59 PM
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5. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-19-05 08:01 PM
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6. Have you ever been kicked in the head with a steal-toed boot?
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