It's my birthday and I'm jumpy with goodwill.

[RandomKoolzip]

Actually, I'm turning thirty and feeling a bit crotchety...but you gotta expect that kinda shit when you've suddenly become a geezer.

Where my Pisces at?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. Happy birthday!

I'm not a Pisces, but I remember my 30th birthday well. It was a lot of fun - my coworkers went all out to decorate my desk with tombstone signs, black crepe paper, etc. Don't worry - you're NOT a geezer, and life just gets better and better!

[RandomKoolzip]

2. I'll take your word for it....

....Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go buy some geritol.

[terrya]

3. Happy Birthday!

Thirty is just the start of another chapter in your life. That's all. :-)

T

[RandomKoolzip]

6. This chapter is titled "The Year Incontinence Became an Issue."

I just know it.....Will "staying regular" suddenly be a goal?

[terrya]

9. Let's put it this way:

I'm 48...and I don't need the Depends yet. :-)

Some of the best times in my life were in my 30's.

[RandomKoolzip]

16. Yeah?

I'll remind myself of that today when I go buy that walker. Thanks, Terry!

[wtmusic]

4. Happy birthday you old fart RKZ

Just take it slow...nothing too tiring :P

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Nothing tiring? I have to work tonight!

Lifting, sweating, burning myself in the kitchen.....Do you think I should call in, now that I've become the goddamn Cryptkeeper?!

I vote "yea."

[underpants]

5. Happy Birthday

:party:

[RandomKoolzip]

10. Danke Schoen!

[Debi]

7. Happy Happy

:party: :bounce: :toast::beer:
:beer: :party: :bounce::toast:
:toast: :beer: :party: :bounce:
:bounce::toast: :beer: :party:

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Party party! Call the AARP!

Will someone put me in a home?





No, really.

[Debi]

31. I'm on the down hill slidin to the big four-oh

so don't expect for me to be cryin a tear for you!! :cry:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

11. You share a birthday with my sister, and mine was Monday the 14th!

Happy Birthday! :party: :toast:

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Lots of Pisces on DU...

We're the most sensitive of signs, supposedly.

I share my birthday with Grover Cleveland, and something tells me he wasn't the biggest liberal, however.

[Wat_Tyler]

14. Don't be.

It's this or death. Happy Birthday, RKZ. :party:

[RandomKoolzip]

18. Are you from New Hampshire?

That was dark, man!

Have a German Expressionist Birthday yourself, baby!

[Wat_Tyler]

21. Yeah, sorry about that.

I'll get back to my Camus.
Have a great one, fella.

[bobthedrummer]

15. Our daughter will be 32 in a few weeks. Happy Birthday RandomKoolzip!

:party:
:toast:
:smoke:
:hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Thank you!

Tell your daughter happy burfday for me...

[fluffernutter]

17. *iii* happy birthday, geezer! *iii*

:party:

[RandomKoolzip]

20. Should I blow out the candles or douse myself in kerosene....

I WANT MY MOMMY!


WAHHHH!

Just kidding...I'm sure this is gonna be okay after all.

[ruthg]

22. Thirties are GREAT

Wanna trade? I partied for four days when I turned 30 back when dinosaurs ruled the earth. Have a great birthday!

[RandomKoolzip]

23. Partying? At this rate, I'll be lucky to

be able to climb up a staircase carrying a small bag of groceries without having a stroke....

[liontamer]

24. not a pisces but happy birthday!

:hi:
(and thirty isn't really old)

[RandomKoolzip]

25. Thanks for your kind words.....

As soon as my new artificial hip is installed, I'll be less terse in my responses.

[thom1102]

26. Today is my dad's birthday...

He would have been 59 today. Happy birthday to both you and my dad!:toast:

[RandomKoolzip]

27. Thank you very much.

My father's birthday was on flag day. When I see the American flag, I am reminded of my father, who was a dedicated, vociferous liberal.

[4_Legs_Good]

28. Woo hoo! Happy Birthday!!

:toast:

:party:

I'm 34, and yeah, it's all downhill from 30.

david

[RandomKoolzip]

29. Thanks for backing up my assumptions.

I must now return to bed, for if I got up, I might trip on a roller skate, fall down, and break my hip....or something.

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. Happy Birthday Zippy!

:loveya:




Too bad you're so old.... :o
:evilgrin:

[RandomKoolzip]

32. Oh, twist the knife, why dontcha!

I'd respond, but "Golden Girls" is on right now.