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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 05:49 PM
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According to Jack Chick, Jesus looked like Glen Campbell
or Warren Oates.
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madison2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 05:51 PM
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1. or Willie Nelson?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 05:52 PM
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2. Willie Nelson is a goddamn hippie.
According to Jack Chick, Jesus was not no hippie.
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 05:54 PM
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3. Who cut Jesus's hair?
and whoever it was, at the same time they should have maybe trimmed his beard a little bit.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 05:55 PM
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4. I didn't realize Jesus was wrapped like a mummy below the neck
when he died for our sins.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 05:55 PM
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5. that's what I was thinking
maybe the hippie look is too wild & risque for chick tracks :shrug:
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Snap Donating Member (361 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 06:28 PM
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6. Yea Gnarly
(God's Blood) YIKES!
These are just cartoons, Jesus actually shows up like a flashbulb in movies, and the people hanging around looking at him have red eyes. What I really want to know is what kind of a fucked up name is Jack Chick?
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 06:33 PM
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7. In the old Jesus movies...
He looked like Charlton Heston. Alot of Christian groups still portray him as having auburn hair.
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 06:41 PM
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8. Or Jeffrey Hunter
Ever see "King of Kings"? Yep, Star Trek's Captain Pike was also the Son of God!
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