how do you like your woman?

[fluffernutter]

Short hair or long?
Short or tall?
Thin or voluptuous?
Blue eyes or brown? (or other)
Skirts & dresses or jeans?
Funny gal or serious/intellectual gal?
Hang loose have a beer gal or fru-fru drink gal? (or other)
A woman who can cook or a woman who will clean?
Bikini/briefs or thongs?
Makeup or fresh-faced?
A woman who will go out and have fun or a homebody?
Sensuous or wild?

[RandomKoolzip]

1. Breathing.

Anything else is frosting.

[alwynsw]

41. You can always spot th eolder guys.

Breathing is good. A also like 'em fried.

[JohnKleeb]

2. You can have funny smart ones but I guess theres

a difference between smart and intelluctual.

[two gun sid]

3. All the above.

I just like women.

[Misunderestimator]

4. All of the above.

[RagingInMiami]

5. A woman who cleans after I do the cooking

And doesn't resent me for it.

[coloradodem2005]

6. Me.

Long. Although there are short-haired cuties.
Either, though preferably tall
Either, though I definitely prefer voluptuous. :evilgrin:
I don't care what their eye color is.
Don't care, but jeans makes me feel more laid back, which I like.
Best of both worlds. I want someone intellectual, but funny.
Hang Loose Have a Beer girl, definitely
How about some collaboration on the cooking and cleaning
Can go either way but I have a thing for thongs. :evilgrin:
More fresh-faced. I don't like too much makeup. Too plastic
Either. We can go hang out or have fun at home. :evilgrin:
Sensuous overall, with a little bit of wild in them.

[CanuckAmok]

7. Anything's fine, as long as she has a prosthetic arm.

That's my fetish.

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Not on her body...in the closet somewhere, right?

[CanuckAmok]

10. No, I want her to be out about it.

She should polish all the cables and the hook if we're going somewhere nice.

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Right on. I have a thing about eye patches.

A chick who gets a glass eye is a sell-out, IMO. WEAR THE PATCH, MAMA!

[khashka]

14. So do I

but on guys. Also I really fall hard for guys who limp.

Khash.

[Radical Activist]

57. Are you serious?

Because I know this girl...

She's a Democrat too.
:)

[mark414]

9. another for all of the above..

what, i'm a 20 year old guy...i'm at my peak!

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

12. Ok here goes

Short hair or long? Long please
Short or tall? I have a 5'4-5'9 range but I do make exceptions naturally
Thin or voluptuous? in between but leaning thin
Blue eyes or brown? (or other) I like pretty eyes
Skirts & dresses or jeans? Both
Funny gal or serious/intellectual gal? A funny smart one but not too intellectual
Hang loose have a beer gal or fru-fru drink gal? (or other) A girl who can drink I guess and maybe smoke pot but
A woman who can cook or a woman who will clean? I like a good cook, if she wants to clean, so be it
Bikini/briefs or thongs? bikini briefs
Makeup or fresh-faced? either way
A woman who will go out and have fun or a homebody? well if we wanna go out, thats cool, if we wanna stay home, thats also cool.
Sensuous or wild? In between.

[khashka]

13. I like my women female

>Short hair or long?

Depends on the chick. I prefer long hair cuz I like playing with it.

>Short or tall?

Either.

>Thin or voluptuous?

Depends on the girl again. Some skinny girls are hot, some fat girls are hot. I do think women should have thighs, hips, butts and breasts. I'm not real fond of girls who look like 12 year old boys.

>Blue eyes or brown? (or other)

Green.

>Skirts & dresses or jeans?

Black leather miniskirts

>Funny gal or serious/intellectual gal?

Funny and intellectual. And I love misery chicks.

>Hang loose have a beer gal or fru-fru drink gal? (or other)

A lady who drinks vodka straight from the bottle.

>A woman who can cook or a woman who will clean?

I'll do the cooking, she can do the cleaning. And if she takes out the trash, I'll marry her.

>Bikini/briefs or thongs?

Couldn't care less about panties, but any woman who'll wear garters or a merry widow has my eternal devotion.

>Makeup or fresh-faced?

I prefer no make up. Why gild the lily?

>A woman who will go out and have fun or a homebody?

Both.

>Sensuous or wild?

Both. A woman I can take a long hot bath with, just barely touching each other without ever getting around to having sex. And a woman who'll throw me against the wall, tear my clothes off and make me her bitch.

Khash.

[fluffernutter]

15. what is a merry widow?

[khashka]

16. A corset

designed purely to be sexually stimulating. They come with lots of lace and bows or in severe black leather.

Not very comfortable, but that's not a problem since you rarely wear them very long.

Khash.

[fluffernutter]

18. the kind that push up the bosom?

those are kind of cute :)

[khashka]

22. Oh yes!

The word "cleavage" was a direct result of merry widows. I'm as queer as a three dollar bill, but breasts were probably god's greatest invention.

Khash.

[xmas74]

21. I love merry widows.

You just don't see the as much anymore. Very uncomfortable but they feel sexy just the same.

[mordarlar]

24. Assuming you can actually get OUT of it

[xmas74]

31. they tear pretty easy.

[Longgrain]

17. From my personal ad at Democratic Singles.com...

"I suppose I see myself with a woman from one of two extremes.

On one side, the withdrawn book worm--curious, and perfectly happy just to learn new things. She is a bit of an artist (a poet perhaps), in love with life and the quest for education. She may seem sweet on the outside, but she still knows how to stand up for herself. She's fiercely independent, but she's still looking for a little loving on the side.

On the other hand, I could see myself falling for a roaring activist. A spoiled brat who knows what she wants and knows how to get it. Loud and brassy and possibly in need of a little taming. She might not have as much class, but she doesn't care. No one tells her what to do."


Or were you talking about appearance only?
:shrug:

[Dan-W]

19. Short list from a divorced +55 year old guy:

5' 2"
Blue or green eyes
Cleans, (Dear God in heaven) CLEANS!

[mongo]

20. Tied to the bed

and teased to the point of desperation...

[datasuspect]

23. over easy

with ketchup . . .

[elshiva]

25. Human

[Burma Jones]

26. Rare and Juicy......................

Long Hair
Tallish
Thin
Brown
Hippie Clothes
Seriously Funny Woman
Don't care what they drink
A Woman that will clean - I cook well
No underwear
Fresh Faced
Fun at home
Sensuously Wild

But then I married her

[ChaoticSilly]

27. Liberal... but since you're asking

Short hair or long?
doesn't matter

Short or tall?
doesn't matter

Thin or voluptuous?
doesn't matter

Blue eyes or brown? (or other)
doesn't matter

Skirts & dresses or jeans?
jeans

Funny gal or serious/intellectual gal?
funny, but able to hold an intellectual conversation?

Hang loose have a beer gal or fru-fru drink gal? (or other)
uh, what's a fru-fru drink? beer I guess

A woman who can cook or a woman who will clean?
cook - I'm a terrible cook & don't want to starve :)

Bikini/briefs or thongs?
either as long as she'll model them every now & then :)

Makeup or fresh-faced?
no makeup

A woman who will go out and have fun or a homebody?
homebody or just going out to eat or to movies every now & then

Sensuous or wild?
somewhere in between but closer to wild side

[mvd]

39. As far as what else I like..

well, you've seen my list of celeb crushes. I like them cute. :-)

[mvd]

48. Here's my latest crush list so you get an idea

Top 30:

Katie Holmes
Colleen Haskell
Morgan Webb
Elisabeth Harnois
Alyssa Milano
Scarlett Johansson
Natalie Portman
Salma Hayek
Bonnie Somerville
Thandie Newton
Zooey Deschanel
Eliza Dushku
Reese Witherspoon
Amanda Peet
Ali Larter
Jennifer Connelly
Kaley Cuoco
Kim Smith
Alicia Witt
Kate Bosworth
Amber Tamblyn (current #1 crush)
Keira Knightley
Sharon Case (plays Sharon on Young And The Restless)
Aubrey Dollar (ex-Marina - Guiding Light)
Deborah Zoe (ex-Eden on Guiding Light)
Lauren Woodland (plays Brittany on Y&R)
Ashley Jones (former Meg on Y&R, now Bridget on B&B)
Michelle Branch
Anna Nalick
Andrea Corr

HM:

Jennifer Garner
Mandy Bruno
Lindsey McKeon
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Bree Sharp
Megan Slankard
Jenny Lewis
Rachel Bilson
Rosario Dawson
Bree Williamson


There are more I like, too..

[mvd]

51. Sorry.. there were a couple ommissions.

Lily Holbrook should be in top 30. She has a look that instantly made her a big crush. Anna Nalick a firm honorable mention. Kate Winslet also an honorable mention. Rosario Dawson drops out.

We will see if Carrie and Lindsey from American Idol make it into the list. I like them.

Amazing how similar the list is since last time I posted it, which was a while ago.

[mvd]

28. My answers

Short hair or long?
Medium actually

Short or tall?
Short, as I'm short

Thin or voluptuous?
Doesn't matter if the personality's great. I don't like wafer-thin

Blue eyes or brown? (or other)
Doesn't matter

Skirts & dresses or jeans?
Depends on the setting

Funny gal or serious/intellectual gal?
Funny - love sense of humor

Hang loose have a beer gal or fru-fru drink gal? (or other)
I don't drink much at all

A woman who can cook or a woman who will clean?
Well, I'm not much of a cook..

Bikini/briefs or thongs?
Bikini/briefs

Makeup or fresh-faced?
Makeup - just not too much

A woman who will go out and have fun or a homebody?
Homebody

Sensuous or wild?
Sensuous

[datasuspect]

29. like how i like my coffee

hot, black, and strong . . .

[UncleSepp]

56. Once in the morning, once in the afternoon, or all day at your desk?

[opiate69]

30. Hmm..

Short hair or long? Long
Short or tall? Short
Thin or voluptuous? Thin
Blue eyes or brown? (or other)No preference
Skirts & dresses or jeans?Preferrably one who is comfortable in either
Funny gal or serious/intellectual gal? Funny
Hang loose have a beer gal or fru-fru drink gal? (or other)Hang loose
A woman who can cook or a woman who will clean?Since I cook, I guess I'd prefer her to clean
Bikini/briefs or thongs? Definitely thongs.
Makeup or fresh-faced?Again, able to pull off either
A woman who will go out and have fun or a homebody? Again, a mix of both.
Sensuous or wild?Wild and sensuous.

[Discord]

32. Anything but the...

"Love me. I'm a princess types."

Can't stand superficial or weak women.

Other than that. I'm pretty flexible.

[Bok_Tukalo]

33. I'm in

<<Short hair or long?>>

Long.

<<Short or tall?>>

Tall

<<Thin or voluptuous?>>

Voluptuous

<<Blue eyes or brown? (or other)>>

Blue

<<Skirts & dresses or jeans?>>

Jeans

<<Funny gal or serious/intellectual gal?>>

Funny

<<Hang loose have a beer gal or fru-fru drink gal? (or other)>>

Hang loose and have a beer

<<A woman who can cook or a woman who will clean?>>

A woman that can deal with a man able to do both

<<Bikini/briefs or thongs?>>

I've never met women's underware I didn't like

<<Makeup or fresh-faced?>>

Fresh-faced

<<A woman who will go out and have fun or a homebody?>>

Road trip!

<<Sensuous or wild?>>

Absolutely insane

[steve2470]

34. all of the above, 'cept not too voluptuous

stephen is playing his Nintendo DS, says hi and does not like bush either.

[Longgrain]

36. Step aside...I like voluptuous women...

Maternal figures, et. al.

[Wapsie B]

38. Me too! Voluptuous women are da bomb!

But tall, short, thin or BBW is fine by me. If there's that chemistry there the rest takes care of itself.

[petronius]

61. This is probably the wrong thread...

...for everything after "hi". :)

[HEyHEY]

35. Unambitious when it comes to a man!

[NightTrain]

37. I like my women like I like my coffee: black, bitter, and served in a cup!

:P

[HEyHEY]

65. "On my lap and screaming"

I wish I could take credit for that, but it's another Duers

[Bertha Venation]

40. My woman: intelligent, expressive, funny. Oh, and a hillbilly accent is a

must!

:loveya: Mrs. V....

[Abelman]

42. Naked!

But I guess I'll use your list.

I like short hair, it's very spunky, but it depends on the girl. Some look very good with long hair. I don't really like it very far past the shoulder. If its too long, I just keep wondering how they go to the bathroom.

Shorter than me, my chin is ideal.

Slim is nice, but I must admit I love voluptuous. I would say the middle of these extremes. Average. Curves are awesome, though, but I doubt I'll ever be so lucky.

Eye color doesn't matter much, I guess I'll say blue because that's my eye color.

I like jeans, but also dresses. I think someone who looks really nice in a dress and likes to wear them from time to time, but also knows when its time to wear some jeans.

An intellectual girl will be funny. With great brains comes great senses of humor.

I drink beer. If a girl knows a lot about beer, that's pretty cool. If she knows the difference between a lager and a pilsner, I'm a bit hooked, I must say. But it's not that big of a deal.

I don't care about cooking or cleaning. So long as she knows how to bathe and isn't stinky. Most women I know smell quite nice, so this has never been a problem, and I haven't met a girl yet who can outdo me in the kitchen.

I really have a weakness for regular style panties. I think they are so cute and pretty. I guess that's a bikini cut. Thongs are sexy, for sure, but there's something so nice and innocent about regular underwear.

Fresh-faced. I have not met a girl who looks better in makeup. Not one.

Both. I like going out, but sometimes, I'm tired and just want to sit on the couch and watch some DVDs or whatever.

Sensuous or wild? What's with these choices? You can be both!

[flvegan]

43. Natural. Best way I can put it.

No fake attitude. Smart, has to like to laugh (I've got a lot to laugh at). Independent and strong, doesn't need to lean on me (but can). Key is her ability to put up with me. She has to like dogs. I cook and clean, so she can just relax on the maintenance.

No fake body parts, and light on the makeup. I do like tats, though. Otherwise, physical attributes are just frosting.

[all.of.me]

44. tats? what are tats?

and you're how old? too bad you live in florida.

[flvegan]

46. Tattoos. I'm 33 (barely).

[all.of.me]

49. haha too old to know the lingo.......

[jswordy]

58. Bullshit, I'm 47 and I know what tats are.

[all.of.me]

67. god, where is your sense of humor?!

[JimmyJazz]

62. erm - yeah, I know the "lingo" too and I'm over 33.

:eyes:

[all.of.me]

68. i know you have a sense of humor!

where is it?!

[Huckebein the Raven]

45. all of the above

[XNASA]

47. Dark and mysterious.

Open-minded, but decisive. Intellectual, but not bookish. Athletic with glasses. Funny, but not too goofy.

But I've been out of the game for a long time, so none of this means anything really. It pretty much describes Mrs. XNASA.

[Robeson]

50. Woman? What happened to plural, as in Women?......

...;-)

[fluffernutter]

52. wow, men seem so easily satisfied by a woman.

i never would've guessed.

[Longgrain]

53. Seriously, It depends on what kind of woman Fluff

I'm guessing it's the same with you ladies...

To each his (or her) own...

[tjdee]

66. That's because they'll have sex with mud.

As long as the woman will have sex with them, they don't much mind anything else.

:evilgrin:

*Ducking and running*

[Kire]

54. "my" woman?

you mean I get to keep one?

[JVS]

55. Like my beer, cool, blond, effervescent, wet, with a good head...

and if possible cheap.

[NewJeffCT]

59. my answers

Short hair or long?
I prefer short hair, long gets in the way when you're sleeping together.

Short or tall?
not too important, but shorter than my honest 5'9"

Thin or voluptuous?
just prefer her to be proportional.

Blue eyes or brown? (or other)
brown

Skirts & dresses or jeans?
not too important, but dresses are nice

Funny gal or serious/intellectual gal?
a little of both

Hang loose have a beer gal or fru-fru drink gal? (or other)
not sure, but I'm not into beer gals

A woman who can cook or a woman who will clean?
i dream of a woman that can clean. my ex-wife never cleaned and my wife now rarely does.

Bikini/briefs or thongs?
as long as she has a nice butt, i don't care

Makeup or fresh-faced?
fresh faced, of course

A woman who will go out and have fun or a homebody?
a little of both

Sensuous or wild?
how about wildy sensuous?

[GOPBasher]

60. smart, fun and liberal. nt

[HughBeaumont]

63. Think some of the thicker, raven-haired Suicide Girls.

NO tans and lots of curvature. A less-exaggerated version of a Crumb girl.

[Fleshdancer]

64. I'm pleasantely suprised by the underwear answers

So far, most answers about what type of underwear y'all prefer are either bikini briefs or no preference whatsoever. I hate wearing thongs...can't get use to the constant wedgie. Besides, I think the "boy short" cut is very cute (and comfortable)and my husband thinks they're hot so everyone wins! lol

Now if we can just get you guys to want women who don't clean....