Kirk Cameron says you're going to hell.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

http://www.wayofthemaster.com/wotm_flash.html

[fleabert]

1. oh god. I thought he was cute once!

:puke:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

3. Me too

On Growing Pains, haha

[democracyindanger]

2. He needs to be raptured yesterday.

[Spiffarino]

4. I've got dibs on his lava lamp n/t

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

5. I want his apartment!

That place was the pimp pad

[democracyindanger]

6. I want his residuals!

HA! Beat ya both! :evilgrin:

[Huckebein the Raven]

14. I got dibs on his car

:evilgrin:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

31. Wait, are we coveting?

:evilgrin:

[Huckebein the Raven]

34. I think we are. LOL

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Laughing so hard... going to pass out....

[Kingshakabobo]

8. I'm doomed I tell ya! n/t

[coloradodem2005]

9. I remember that.

I posted it about a month ago. Scary, sanctimonious, condescending. I thought even if he was RW and fundie that he has done some good things for people, so I maintained some respect for him. After having seen that God forsaken site, I lost all remaining respect for him.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

13. I remember visiting it a long time ago...

And just rediscovered it. ahh.

[coloradodem2005]

27. I would have just rather forgotten it completely.

Hateful, mean, bigoted. God damn him.

[coloradodem2005]

28. I would have just rather forgotten it completely.

Hateful, mean, bigoted. God damn him.

[Mojambo]

10. You want to know the real scary part?

When you get to Hell all they have on TV is Growing Pains 24/7...

Talk about gnashing of teeth!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

15. hahahahahahaha

ohhhh god

you guys are hilarious :D

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. I want to

:puke: but I am too busy laughing.

[Lucky Luciano]

12. Yahooooo!!!!!

I am going to have fun in hell.....Most of the people in hell are so much cooler than the people in that so called heaven place!

I was only 2/10 on the commandments! I have not murdered and I am pretty good to my parents. I fail miserably at the rest!

[coloradodem2005]

19. Living easy, living free

Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, payed my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey Momma, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land

I'm on the highway to hell
(Don't stop me)

And I'm going down, all the way down
I'm on the highway to hell



:evilgrin:

Ain't that right Kirk? We're all on the highway to hell. Maybe I'll buy you that album.

[wtmusic]

46. Yeah but he's putting words in my mouth

"Thou shalt worship no other God but me" became, "Have you always put God first in your life?"

Sure, Kirk. I really, really didn't notice that logical meltdown. Honest.

[A HERETIC I AM]

52. I have already purchased Lake of Fire-front property.

I am going to build a deck that overhangs the lake so barbecueing will be a snap, just hold your steak over the rail and let er rip!

Folks like Cameron turn my stomach. You can be the most vile (Or banal) piece of shit on the planet. You can kill babies and eat them (or make crappy television shows) and all you have to do is say the magic words and you will be forgiven, yet [eople like me who try to be charitable, are kind (I am, really) and decent are damned to eternal torment because i have (Gasp) commited the ONLY UNFORGIVABLE SIN! Enjoy your seat at gods table next to all the murderers that have been saved. I'll be having a blast with Socrates, Plato and every other Heathen and person of intellect for all eternity. (No i wont. I just like to throw that in there)

[bluestateguy]

16. I want nothing to do with these people's version of Christianity

They are hateful, mean-spirited and vindictive. If you don't believe what we believe, you're going to hell!

Can't we just have two nations? One for these people and one for us?

[4_Legs_Good]

29. Screw giving them a nation! They can all just go to hell!!

Mwah hah hah hah!!!

Seriously though, it's all pretty sad, isn't it.

david

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. "The way of the master"

It sounds almost like a Gannon site. :o

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

18. EWWWW

"Who's your master, baby?"

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. BWHAHA! Yeah, just like that!

:evilgrin:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

23. We're definitely going to hell

we're jesus lusters

[JohnKleeb]

24. but youre both good looking

Jesus makes exceptions for that. Besides, I am an angel, you can get in with me :D the boths of ya.

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. You're right!

I think I've broken all of the commandments except for killing and dishonoring my parents or whatever that one is... :o

[CanuckAmok]

20. Choosing between hell, or dinner theatre in Skogie...spot the difference!

Let's just see which is worse:

Wait, you won't run into self-satisfied true-believers in hell, so I'm choosing that one.

[Kerrytravelers]

21. See him there!

ANd if he's as pale as I am, he'd better bring a ton of SPF 45!

[Amfortas]

26. mmm.....

Nice barbecue they have there....

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

they don't have any ketshup!

[Lady Effingbroke]

30. I was only 1 for 10 on the commandments quiz!

:evilgrin:
Ain't killed anyone yet, as for the rest - :shrug:

[Skittles]

32. Kirk Cameron is a dick

so sayeth Skittles

[FM Arouet666]

33. What a nut ball..... Loved the test, guess I don't pass Go or collect $200

Hell for me baby. Kirk is way out there. It would seem that he had more than growing pains, learning pains, rationality pains, tolerance pains. It is all giving me head pain.:evilgrin: :freak: :silly:

[sasquatch]

35. You know he's the part of Hollywood I FEAR!!

The crazy ass, snake handling freak that babble off about Christian fundamentalist ideals, I'd rather have my kids(which I don't have) to do drugs and have premarrital sex.

[cynatnite]

36. goddamn, I broke 'em all

Even murder by his definitions :eyes:

If I remember the bible correctly the 10 commandments is in Exodus, but then he uses stuff from the new testament to explain 'em so that everyone who reads this assinine piece of work is guilty of murder!

:wtf:

[Yavin4]

37. So, If You Watch Football on Sundays Instead of Going to Church

then you're going to hell right alongside Hitler?

Let me get this straight. Saying "Godammit" is just as bad as ethnic genocide?

Wow.

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. Yes you infidel

Now go repent! :P

[sasquatch]

41. Up yours Babushka girl

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*snort*

[sasquatch]

39. According to Kirk "Snakehandler" Cameron it is

You'll be in Hell with me hoping guys like Hitler don't pass us around for cigarrette's.

[ronnykmarshall]

40. Kirk can blow me!

[xmas74]

55. Maybe he would like to and is trying to cover it

with he Jesus rants.
(BTW-I have wanted to tell you-love Patsy Stone).

[Yavin4]

43. Kirk Forgot The 11th Commandment

Thou shall not mentally and verbally abuse thy co-star for she may develop an eating disorder.

[texas1928]

44. So for him to fall in love with his wife.

That means he sinned. And he is sinning by telling everyone else they are sinners.

He can go get fucked for all I care. I hate people like him.

[vajraroshana]

45. on behalf of DU, Kirk, I'd like to say FU

okay, okay, don't slam me folks,.....I know I don't speak for DU......

I don't even have 1000 posts yet...

Nevertheless, this smarmy shit deserves a good FU!

[pres2032]

47. according to him, EVERYONE is going to hell

and i noticed from looking through the site that they almost never cite the gospels, or they take a quote from Jesus out of context, or shape it to fit their own way. That's one of my biggest gripes about these so-called "christians" is that they almost find it unnecessary to quote the man they claim to follow. It's always the Old Testament or one of Paul's letters. funny how that works out.

[Sperk]

48. I've created a false God!!!! He ISN'T forgiving and his love is NOT

unconditional. He's mad as Hell and he's not going to take it anymore!!! Basically, the MORE LOVING you think God is....the less likely you are to be "saved". You ALMOST have to feel sorry for these people. ALMOST.

Sorry Kirk, YOUR GOD is small, weak, shallow and petty! You can have him. I'll stick with mine, thank you very much.
:-)

BTW....I don't think "taking the Lords name in vain" has anything to do with shouting "Jesus Christ!" when you're mad....I think it's more like STARTING WARS AND BOMBING CHILDREN in his name!!!!!!

God, give me patience.

[Bok_Tukalo]

49. I knew, somehow, my penchant for idolatry would come back to bite me

<eom>

[Neshanic]

50. When does he get the pink bouffant hair? He needs a makeover.

[dorktv]

51. Watching the life of Brian while cruising that site.

[Melynn]

53. I'm going to hell? Good. I'll see Kirk there

and I will be able to tell him that I think that he's a real a-hole.

[regnaD kciN]

54. Next up: Lief Garrett, spokesman for Wahabi Islam...

...followed by Bobby Sherman for the Sikh Holy Warriors...

:eyes:

[JVS]

56. Not too shabby a website

[JVS]

57. Click on yes and check out the pics of your friends and families