Generic flamebait

[ZombieNixon]

Wild generalization followed by random baseless insinuation about person of intederminate gender, race, sexual orientation and political ideology's gender, race, sexual orientation or political ideology.

x( :wtf: :nopity: :spank: :grr: :nuke: :thumbsdown: :mad: :mad: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Random picture illustrating vague inconsequential non-related point.

[NightTrain]

1. Disdainful, sanctimonious reply in which I accuse you of having "issues."

[ZombieNixon]

2. ANGRY REPLY IN ALL CAPS CALLING YOU A >>INSERT INSULT HERE

[autorank]

3. Hey, get back to your own flame thread, you slacker!

<insert red faced smiley here>

[Name Removed..]

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[intheflow]

4. If you post this sort of inane bullshit again

I'm hitting the alert button! You'll be tombstoned, Buddy! :nuke:

[ZombieNixon]

6. Curse-filled invective calling you something banned by the DU rules.

!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(&^%$#@!#$%^&^%$#@!@#$%^&^%$#@

[intheflow]

10. Who do you think you are with all that punctuation?

William Safire? :grr:

[intrepid_wanderer]

110. hey mods

WHY WASN'T THAT DELETED!!!


OMG!!

[Floogeldy]

5. Ha ha ha!

B-)

[aQuArius]

7. Generic religious rant

I hate (name the religion)-ism! Are they f***ing crazy?? I can't believe they think (that religion's belief)! What a bunch of freaks!!

[ZombieNixon]

8. You're a bunch of freaks!

How dare you insult (name the religion)-ism?! I'm a strong believer in (that religion's belief), so take your anti-(name the religion)-ism-ness and (imperative form of sexually suggestive and extraordinarily painful verb) it!

[aQuArius]

11. Well at least I don't (freakish religous ritual)

Do you really thing that by doing (religious belief) that (worshipped idol) will love you and save you from (religous armegeddon)?? What are you thinking? BTW- Those (religious clothing attire) looks ridiculous! :wtf:

[ZombieNixon]

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[aQuArius]

20. Generic gloating....

See, you (religion) zealot??!! You're tombstoned! Now you can go to (religion's name for the non-desireable afterlife)!!!!!! :evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

9. Generic locking

Generic flamewar subject not allowed on DU.

Generic kidding!
:)

[ZombieNixon]

12. My generic god!

You gave me a generic heart attack with that!

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Sanctomonious holier-than-thou insubstantial attack on your grammar

irrelevant attempt to insubstantiate your point by declaring bad grammar equatable with ignorant redneckism.

[ZombieNixon]

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[autorank]

21. What?

[ZombieNixon]

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[autorank]

22. Can't believe you'd say that.

[ZombieNixon]

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[autorank]

23. Come on, let it all out. You can do it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. Generically boring and insipid declaration that you need counseling

or therapy. Generically insidious and unnecessary iteration that I mean that "seriously". Totally untruthful claim that such declaration and iteration are done out of a sense of "caring" for you.

[autorank]

32. Inflamatory declaration that you need counseling and atypical

medications, in a hurry and implication that you are a victim of what you object to; all designed to get inside the posters head and do bad things.

[Rabrrrrrr]

33. Ambiguously long post constantly flipping between rage at

your ignorance and sympathy for your obvious mental illness and question whether we should start a fund drive to send you money so you can seek treatment.

[autorank]

35. Please send money for "vacation therapy with paid companion"

to
Dr. Autorank
One Quacker Way
Astral Plane, NV

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. Post from a minute later after "long thought" telling you I hit "alert"

so that mods know we definitely have someone suffering from mental illness with a long, long note in the alert that you should be kept from posting, though not banned, and given a stern warning from Skinner to go seek treatment as soon as possible. I'll suggest that Skinner even call your parents, and that we keep a thread posted to the top letting us know how you are doing.

[Name Removed..]

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[Rabrrrrrr]

45. Wow, an actual deleted message in a fake flame war

Wish I'd seen what it said.

Does anyone know?

[JimmyJazz]

48. It' s not an actual deleted message, darling - it's someone's

sock puppet. Look at the post count. :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

49. Yeah, I noticed that after posting

and seeing all them down below.

Funny!

[Name Removed..]

50. Deleted message

Quiet you! :spank:

[JimmyJazz]

59. Meh - I also know who you are!

:spank: At least I kept that secret!

[Name Removed..]

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.si taht tnemniatretne doog - doog rof ylno siht esu I .dooG

[Misunderestimator]

60. You again? Was wondering when you'd drag out your sockpuppet!

:D

[Name Removed..]

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?kniL .naem uoy tahw wonk t'nod I

[Misunderestimator]

72. You asked for it....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2713086

[Name Removed..]

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:toast: !éhcuoT

[ZombieNixon]

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[autorank]

19. Now, that's the spirit!

[Arkana]

25. Run of the mill mild reply, then strong condemnation at the end

[ZombieNixon]

26. Hey, you had be going there for a minute.

But how about THIS:

**link to thread where you posted very much the same type of thing that you accused me of doing**

Generic mean laughter while pointing out your generic hypocrisy.

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. Viciously negative post that was meant in response to another post

but which, upon closer reading, shows that I didn't bother to read the post I was responding to, and that I just took the first immediate knee-jerk asshole direction based on the first word or two and decided from that what it said and decided it was essential - GODDAMNED ESSENTIAL! - that I respond IMMEDIATELY because I have issues.

[Name Removed..]

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[ZombieNixon]

28. Generic rant about how I'm now leaving DU

because all y'all are so damn mean. Also you're a bunch of America-hating bastards who don't support (abstract concept often used as a right-wing talking point).

[autorank]

29. You forgot the pictures...of the "you" leaving DU.

Me at the womans caucus for veteran animal control officers.


Me with President Clinton (where were you?)


Here I am on the bus with a veteran. You weren't there so you don't care.

[aQuArius]

30. Generic good riddance

generic snide remark

[More Than A Feeling]

31. Wild accusation of sympathy with Zell Miller

uncalled for questioning of ancestry.

[Name Removed..]

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[Rabrrrrrr]

53. insulting post directed at your parentage for not teaching you

not to insult people.

Insert question about your parentage here.

Included photo of what I believe your questionable parentage looked like before the lab assistants finished them.

[Name Removed..]

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[Rabrrrrrr]

61. Continuous ad hominem attacks. Complete abandonment of thread topic.

Purely personal diatribe with no content other than vicious slander and libel.

[Rabrrrrrr]

62. Continuous ad hominem attacks. Complete abandonment of thread topic.

[Rabrrrrrr]

63. Continuous ad hominem attacks. Complete abandonment of thread topic.

[Rabrrrrrr]

64. Continuous ad hominem attacks. Complete abandonment of thread topic.

[Rabrrrrrr]

66. Critical addendum to last post, explaining some technical nuance

of biology.

[JimmyJazz]

73. easy on the repeated messages, dear - I would cry if you got banned!

[Rabrrrrrr]

78. Inappropriately lengthy string of profanity

[Rabrrrrrr]

65. Continuous ad hominem attacks. Complete abandonment of thread topic.

[Name Removed..]

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[Rabrrrrrr]

56. Post explaining why you keep getting your posts deleted

because you're a <<insert long string of bile invective here>>.

[Rabrrrrrr]

46. LOL!! Someone was dedicated to make this thread really sing

Who's the DUer posting as "Name Removed.."?

[Name Removed..]

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

57. Oh really??? Link?

Please back up your arguments instead of spouting the same garbage.

[KitchenWitch]

47. Do not forget size.

and poorly behaved children of such individuals.

[Redstone]

58. Then you need to follow up with

single-minded stalking via endlessly-repeated posts that sieze on one thought contained in a particular post that points out a logical fallacy in your original post.

Suggested format: "Well, what about THAT? Huh? You didn't answer my question about THAT, did you? Well? Huh? I don't care if you answered it, I still want an answer!!! You still haven't satisfied me with your answer! Afraid to answer me about THAT, aren't you? Well? Huh? HUH?"

Feel free to use the above as a template.

Redstone

[Rabrrrrrr]

68. Continuous refusal to read your post for understanding

Critical lambasting attack on something you did not say.

[Name Removed..]

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[Redstone]

79. Well, Rabrrrr, then why don't you answer my question?

Just because your "lambasting attack" was on "something I did not say," does that give you the right to not answer me? Well? Huh?

Redstone

[Rabrrrrrr]

80. Exasperated plea for you to go play Hide and Go Fuck Yourself

[Redstone]

81. Buzzz! Wrong answer!

I'm a stalker, remember? Any reply at all will only encourage.

And you still haven't answered my question. Why not? Huh? Are you afraid to face me? Or afraid to face the TRUTH? Well?

Redstone

(Hey, with a little practice, I could get good at this. Should I pay a visit to FR when I've really gotten the technique polished? Nah, they wouldn't even notice, because they're all like that.)

[Rabrrrrrr]

71. Completely irrelevant post to ask how to include an image

[crispini]

74. Generic plea for peace, love and understanding.

Nuanced discussion of the issues, acknowledgement that both sides have a point, valiant attempt to spread love and light, topped off by: "Can't we all just get along?"

Which will promptly be ignored. :7

[Rabrrrrrr]

77. Prompt and vicious destruction of your request, with appropriate

and valiantly caustic insult to your request itself and your obviously psychological and moral deficiencies.

After some more thought, a p.s. that perhaps you aren't cut out for DU if you can't deal with a little conflict.

Long string of profane invective, mostly blasphemous.

[crispini]

92. Generic hurt response.

Whine about how *other* message boards manage to have *polite* discussions. Mildly insulting insinuation about poster's level of moral and spiritual development.

[AmyDeLune]

76. Generic Tirade About Posted Article

(which of course, I didn't read in full, just the bits snipped and posted). Oh, I didn't read any of the previous replies to see if my Tirade Points were already answered/covered. I then insult your integrity, and refuse to post any more on this topic because of your terrible freeper-like ignorance! :P

[CTLawGuy]

82. generic

reasonable view of generic social class strife brought about by generic flamebait post.

[CTLawGuy]

83. generic

idiot accusing above generic poster, who is positing reasonable view, of being "ignorant of history".


Generic comment about above poster being ignorant of his own "privilege".

Generic rationalization of moral correctness of generic idiot's view which allows discrimination against the "privileged".

Intentional ignoring of blatant hypocrisy of above statement.

[Rabrrrrrr]

84. Obligatory post pointing out racism of previous poster

[CTLawGuy]

89. generic

post explaining that all people should be treated equally

generic bracing for inevitable retort

[CTLawGuy]

90. generic idiot reply

trying laughably to explain how equality is not really equality and how inequality is equality as long as it's in my favor.

[CTLawGuy]

91. generic tearing out of hair

by reasonable person.

[Rabrrrrrr]

93. Deplorably insulting tirade against poster, due to utter misunderstanding

that both share the same opinion, but worded differently, so are fighting each other instead of the person with whom they actually do disagree.

Long, wordy, insultingly dumbed-down diatribe explaining myself, and suggesting how you can have no possibile understanding of what it means to be XXXX in a society of YYYYY, even though you agree totally and already know all that and have firsthand experience with all that.

[Misunderestimator]

85. Generic Whiteous Indignation rant about reverse-discrimination

[CTLawGuy]

88. (self-deleted) generic people

making up words to make themselves feel smart.

Generic ignorance that 99% of the population doesn't agree with their extreme worldview.

[Misunderestimator]

94. Generic people wondering if that's a real flame

Generic person promoting a term coined by another very clever person.

[CTLawGuy]

96. generic wondering

if the generic word "clever" had its definition changed.

generic lament that idiots must INSIST on a worldview that divides us.

[Misunderestimator]

97. generic yep... I was right

[CTLawGuy]

98. generic only in your own mind

:)

[Misunderestimator]

99. generic whatever

:)

[CTLawGuy]

100. generic

*random dean scream*


YEAAAAARGH!

[CTLawGuy]

86. generic reasonable

defense of first poster's reasonable view.

[CTLawGuy]

87. generic idiot

shifts scope of first poster's argument to something only loosely related and indirectly accuses him of being a "---ist".

Calls for above poster to spend more time with members of generic oppressed social class.

[CTLawGuy]

95. generic lament

about how progressive DU really ISN'T.

OR

baseless generic comment about how even progressives can be really ignorant simply because they don't agree completely with me.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

101. generic I'm leaving DU

Generic whiny, attention-seeking, inferiority complex. Generic complaining against Mods and DU policy, generic matyrdom complex.

[AmyDeLune]

102. Generic Whining

...that the thread has sunk.;)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

103. That's my fault

I give threads the "kiss of death". :)

[AmyDeLune]

104. Does that mean

I have to give back my official "thread-killer" trophy? ;)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

105. Yes, I own it apparently

:)

[khashka]

106. Vague response sorely lacking in logic

including wild invective and ad hominem attacks.


Khash.

[imenja]

107. Poor effort

It's easy to write posts that piss people off. I do it all the time, but quite unintentionally.

[ZombieNixon]

108. Generic notification that I have alerted the moderator

because this has turned into an unbridled flamefest.











































































Just kidding! Have at thee!

[Allenberg]

109. +1

n/t

[intrepid_wanderer]

111. Everyone else is

... dumb.. and I am smart!

Why cannot we all get along? dumb bastards!

[Gannon Man Date]

112. Thinly veiled accusation

of original poster's freepish tendencies, and observation that he has too much time on his hands.

Question as to how much salary he is paid by Rove to post here.

:tinfoilhat:

[ZombieNixon]

113. Insinuation that your low post count belies some sinister conspiracy

with the Bush Administration. :P

[Gannon Man Date]

114. Adamant insistence

of my lifelong party affiliation, and intense hatred of current administration!

[ZombieNixon]

115. Incessant chant of

FR*censored*! FR*censored*! FR*censored*! FR*censored*!

;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

116. Play the Hitler card: "Yeah, Hitler said he only wanted the Sudatenland"

Smug satisfaction thinking I've actually made a landslide point that has utterly destroyed you logically.