My cat sneezed into my eyes

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

I was lying in bed this fine a.m., when the Nashville Cat jumped up onto my chest, walked up and stuck her head six inches from my face, and let go a full-blown (pun intended) sneeze right across the eyes.

Am I gonna catch some wierd cat disease, or am I merely gonna die and come back to life as a cat vampire rodent-stalker kinda zombie?

That would be too cool...

:evilgrin:

[davidinalameda]

1. you should be fine

most animals have very clean mouths--much cleaner than humans, despite the fact that they can lick their own genitalia

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

3. Yeah, but that's not ALL they lick...

I don't EVEN wanna go THERE...

[Kathy in Cambridge]

13. At least they don't eat poop

like some dogs do.

[MissMillie]

2. You haven't been to the ER yet?

You're doomed.

[Speck Tater]

4. The Catabonic Plague!

The only cure is to rub pickles on the bottom of your feet.
Dill.
Kosher.
Whole pickels, not sliced.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

7. I'll do it!

Good thing it doesn't have to be raw cukes-- I can't stand 'em on my feet, even tho' I've heard it IS refreshing, in an odd sort of way...

[candle_bright]

8. Solid advice

and will also work for Cat Sneeze Fever.

[jswordy]

5. murder the worthless thing. DOGS RULE!

[davidinalameda]

11. dogs are worse

they drool everywhere

[Stop_the_War]

6. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

[madinmaryland]

9. My cat did the same thing to me yesterday morning

at 5:15am.

:grr:

[livinginphotographs]

10. My cat sneezes in my face all the time...

And there's absolutely nothing wrong with me.

Well, unless you count the superfluous nipple.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

12. Don't cats carry conjunctivitis?

:shrug:

[kick-ass-bob]

14. careful, that'll make you go blind.

oh, I mixing things up.
:silly:

[chickenscratching]

15. well i have heard....

this is not credible, but my mother knew a woman who got bitten by a cat and had a crazy reaction to it. the doctor said it was because of the bacteria that cats have in their mouth (like, i know dogs have cleaner mouths than humans, but i guess cats dont. ???)
but i don't think a sneeze would be an issue. just make sure your kitty uses a tissue next time.

those darn cats are such trouble makers! oohhh kitties.......i love them so. :)