pssst...You all know that Will Pitt is a war profiteer, but did you know..

[yvr girl]

that he's mean to bunnies? I think he eats them with pancakes. He's also done some unspeakable things to cats. PETA has a contract out on him.

What else has he done?

[progressoid]

1. Mmmm..... bunnies and pancakes. Yum.

[matcom]

2. he tosses Robins out of their nests in the Springtime

and scrambles up their eggs, which he then uses to feed his bees.

swear to gawd.

[underpants]

3. I saw him kill a bee at a Peace rally

Wow the whole DU bee thing has come full circle

[Viking12]

34. He was just trying to shake them out of someone's head n/t

[Stop_the_War]

4. He does some unspeakable things to pussies....cats! I mean CATS!

:P

[VelmaD]

5. Be careful...

or he'll hit you upside the head with a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli.

[Raven]

25. Hah! The famous Boyardee trick! Velma, did Will

dislocate your shoulder???

[VelmaD]

35. If I say yes...

will you take him over your knee? :)

Hey Will, I think your mom likes me better than you. :P

[WilliamPitt]

6. Let's see

I have a special Louisville Slugger Club-O-Matic Baby Seal Dispatcher that I carry around in a special case.

I hurl my poo at unsuspecting schoolchildren like a crazed gibbon in a zoo cage.

I don't think everything is a conspiracy.

I'm a bad, bad man.

[bobthedrummer]

7. Now you are flirting with disaster!

Have you given up your pledge already?

[Stop_the_War]

8. LMAO

good one

[yvr girl]

10. It's a completely different kind of flirting

But good one.

[bobthedrummer]

17. Thanks, btw I admire your sophistication.

:hi:

[yvr girl]

23. I would say thank you, but that might lead to flirting

I MUST BE STRONG

[Aristus]

9. He's a traitorous, un-American, free-speech-wantin', B*sh-hatin'

truth-lovin', informed (ick), passionate, compassionate, book-writin', American-flag burnin' (well, I dunno, but I'll bet he WANTS ta burn the flag, gol-dangit!)Eastern liberal ELITIST, that's what he is!














And I love him for it. ;-)B-)

[VelmaD]

11. Wow...

and I just love him for his body. ;)

[Aristus]

Well, not all of us are as shallow as you, Vel.

;-) :D

[VelmaD]

22. Everyone is just as shallow as me...

I'm just willing to admit it :)

[Aristus]

24. Well, I'm pretty deep, but clear enought that you can see the bottom.

Don't fall in. B-)

[WoodrowFan]

26. is that why you keep yelling deepe,r deeper! ??

um, so I'm told.

[Aristus]

39. Who snitched?

O8)

[VelmaD]

42. I figured it was you...

:shrug:

[progmom]

12. He stole my pants.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2810181

[WoodrowFan]

13. bunny pancake?

[Stop_the_War]

16. hahahaha

[WoodrowFan]

14. and he's fat....

and he's father of some nice kids I hear.

[Kevin Spidel]

15. he is a Rove opperative...

I thought that was common knowledge?

and no one knows of his side business as a GOP Escort to the Rove crew?

He is THE Gannon PIMP. One of his guys takes the fall because he was outed, but this man has the low down on all the closeted leather daddies in the white-house! He is their supplier.

Gesus... I thought the world knew this already!

[yvr girl]

19. I heard he was Rove's love child

Rove got all his ideas from Will.

[JimmyJazz]

18. Oy - this is exactly how nasty rumors get started. He doesn't eat bunnies

with pancakes - he eats pancake bunnies!



:o

[yvr girl]

21. I might have the bunny thing wrong

but one night I got Will drunk (boy did that set me back) and he told me some kitty stories. Let's just say that he's never pet-sitting for me.

(You are so good with the images JJ)

[Reverend_Smitty]

20. You sure his name isn't really Ted Hitler?

I heard he once ate a Panda!

[Raven]

27. He farts in elevators...

on purpose.

[WoodrowFan]

29. who doesn't???

:shrug:

[VelmaD]

30. In front of his mom?

Eeeeeeeeeeew.

[yvr girl]

33. Oh, c'mon Raven - you can do better than that

Who knows the terrible deeps of one William Rivers Pitt better than you?

[Radical Activist]

28. I heard he's engaged to Jeff Gannon n/t

[WoodrowFan]

32. not true

it's purely sexual.

[Zuni]

41. Jeff Gannon is not ready to settle down

Will can't live with a man who is always galavanting around, hustling, turning tricks

[RandomKoolzip]

31. He took a child with MS and cracked that kid's spine over his knee

like a goddamn stick. SNAP!

[VOX]

36. Slumlord, opium dealer, purveyor of rotgut liquor, gunrunner...

and sniveling bootblack to most of the current * Administration.
:)

[yvr girl]

37. He's the evil genius behind American Idol

[Zuni]

43. not to mention 'Survivor' and most reality TV

that bastard :grr:

[NoPasaran]

38. He shot a man in Reno once

Just to watch him die.

[yvr girl]

44. That was him? I heard that it was matcom.

[Zuni]

40. He hangs out with Michael Jackson at the Neverland ranch

they eat milk and cookies, sit by the fire, tuck each other in, tell stories. It is really charming.

:o

[bettyellen]

45. he talks people into marching their asses off, but does he stick around to

rub their feeet? no, he's out prancing around, modeling tee shirts.

[yvr girl]

46. We should get Skittles to KICK HIS ASS

The nerve.

[Misunderestimator]

47. He speaks ill of bees.

[bettyellen]

48. yeah, well let will try and go pollinate everything for us, see what

happens. we can cancel the cherry blossom festival right now i guess.
the bastard.