Ask a saucy red head.

[chickenscratching]

the author of yesterdays DU lounge thread "ask a girl" has suddenly passed away, i am now taking over as the fiery saucy red head. you have questions? i promise to answer them all. for the record i have no qualifications.
nothing you can ask me would offend me, go ahead and try, but it wont....
ask
ask
ask
just so you know what i look like:


checkit.

[Maddy McCall]

1. Are you Joey Buttafuoco's sister?

[chickenscratching]

5. actually

Dear Maddy,
I'm his wife, don't you see the big gunshot wound on my head??
peacefully,
a fiery red head

[Richard Steele]

2. Will I ever feel the same about the word "saucy" again?

[chickenscratching]

6. not...

Dear dicksteele,
Well, after seeing my hot body (i'll do what I want!), I'm sure saucy is going to mean a whole lot more to you than it used to.
-FR

[Eagle_Eye]

3. Who does your hair?

[Name removed]

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[KG]

10. o. my. god.

[Eagle_Eye]

11. To tell you the truth, no. So where do you vacation at?

[Elidor]

14. She'd be pretty hot if she dropped a couple pounds

[evlbstrd]

4. Do you make your own sauce?

[chickenscratching]

9. hehe

Dear evlbstrd,
Unfortunately, no I do not. But, he does---actually he doesn't make it persay, i just lick it off his face.



-FR

[TN al]

7. I am married to a saucy redhead...

...who also is a member of DU. It wouldn't be you by any chance would it?

[chickenscratching]

12. well

Dear TN al,
Unless my head is really up my ass today, I don't remember having a husband or wife, so it's possible.
I'd give it a 50-50 chance.
-FR

[Lady Freedom]

13. What did you want to ask me?

:evilgrin:

[xmas74]

15. I'm a redhead. Ask away.