I know a little bit...about a lot of stuff...

[trof]

and the rest I just make up.
Go ahead, ask me.
:-)
On edit: OK, I googled the "I don't know enough about you" lyrics below, but I promise I won't google anything else.

[khashka]

1. Ok here goes....

How come I don't know anything about anything I don't know anything about?

Khash.

[trof]

7. How do you KNOW you don't know if you don't know what you know?

It's a puzzlement.

[kuozzman]

2. What's the weather forecast on the west coast for tonight?

[trof]

8. dark

that was an easy one

[Left Is Write]

3. How many calories are in 1/3 cup of homemade granola?

:D

[trof]

9. U.S. or Imperial cup?

36.5 for U.S.
42.7 for Imperial.
Did I make that up, or not?
;-)

[Left Is Write]

12. You definitely made that up.

Granola has a LOT more calories than that. :)

[trof]

14. I thought you were refering to the lo-carb, lo-cal kind

that's mostly pine straw and dirt.
Please be more specific in the future.
;-)

[Bonhomme Richard]

4. I know a little...

Yes sir

Well the bigger the city, well the brighter the lights
The bigger the dog, well the harder the bite
I don't know where you been last night
But I think mama, you ain't doin' right

(Chorus)
Say I know a little
I know a little about it
I know a little
I know a little 'bout it
I know a little 'bout love
And baby I can guess the rest

Well now I don't read that daily news
'Cause it ain't hard to figure
Where people get the blues
They can't dig what they can't use
If they stick to themselves
They'd be much less abused

(Chorus)

Play me a little, oh yeah
Yeah

Well if you want me to be your only man
Said listen up mama, teach you all I can
Do right baby, by your man
Don't worry mama, teach you all I can

(Chorus)

Well I know a little 'bout love
Baby I want your best

[Left Is Write]

5. Has your wife ever finished off your last bottle of beer?

[trof]

10. Not that I can remember, but...

that's not to say she wouldn't.
What she wouldn't do is finish off my last bottle of Scotch.
No mam.

[Left Is Write]

13. I wouldn't even have ASKED that.

:)

I remembered that you liked your Scotch, because you once posted about having a Scotch while listening to A Prairie Home Companion. It reminded me so much of my dad - except he has a Manhattan while listening.

[asjr]

6. And the rest of that song goes

"But I don't know enough about you." I have forgotten who sang it.

[trof]

11. I Don't Know Enough About You

I Don't Know Enough About You

I know a little bit
About a lot of things
But I don't know enough about you
Just when I think you're mine
You try a different line and
Baby, what can I do?

I read the latest news
No buttons on my shoes
Baby, I'm confused about you
You've got me in a spin and
What a spin I'm in
Cause I don't know enough about you

Jack-of-all-trades, master of none
And isn't it a shame
I'm so sure that you'd be good for me
If you'd only play my game

You know I went to school and
I'm nobody's fool
That is to say until I met you
You've got me in a spin and
What a spin I'm in
Cause I don't know enough about you

I know a bit about biology
A little more about psychology
I'm a little gem in geology
But I don't know enough about you

[asjr]

15. Thanks. Brings back memories.