And at the same time, across town, another salute CAPTION

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

I once did a pile of pills THIS HIGH.

[bahrbearian]

1. and it was Natzicondent.

[xray s]

2. "My tie should have tipped you all off a long time ago"

[MissMarple]

3. I know it's a limp wrist, it's for a reason!

He is so pitiful. He must be in such denial.

[Peachhead22]

4. Rush "sings" Rocket Man

<spoken word like the cheesie William Shatner rendition>

"She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it's gonna be a long long time..."

[Champion Jack]

5. This is just too easy

.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. kick for days

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

7. LIBERALS.... CLEARLY... don't understand that...

using Mother's Little Helpers is just darn good family values...

[Richardo]

8. "Starring John Lithgow as Rush Limbaugh"

[Richardo]

9. Look at that....steady as a rock. That's what curare can do for you...

Reduces the detox shakes...