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mandyky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 11:19 AM
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Dating Rush Limpballs is killing Daryn's looks?
It's bad enough that now I know who she is seeing, I think "What the heck is she thinking?". She looks horrible - her make-up looks like it is on crooked and her hair coloring job looks horrid. Wonder if Rush is feeding her the oxycontin? Good lord!
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 11:21 AM
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1. You Try Looking Good After A Night of Limbaugh's Sweaty, Pasty White
cellulite bloated flesh on top of you all night long.
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RedSpartan Donating Member (736 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 11:33 AM
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6. Thanks for the visual.
I'm going to have trouble sleeping now. :puke:
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slor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 11:24 AM
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2. She was not too comely...
going into it. Add a night or 2 of looking at Captain Anal Cyst, in the buff, no less, and that shaky foundation is certain to crumble.
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murray hill farm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 11:27 AM
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3. Aghhhhhhhhhhh!!
I think that visual is ruining my beautiful mind.
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rniel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 11:29 AM
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4. She's probably hooked on oxycontin
n/m
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Eagle_Eye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 11:32 AM
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5. First the good looks, then the hearing goes.
When does she get her Cochlear implant?
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 11:34 AM
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7. Maybe RL's getting her all dolled up for his tastes
You know, with a mustache and some Old Spice on her . . .

Painting nipples on her back so that he'd be more interested . . .

Having sex with RL has got to be a pain in the ass . . . literally . . .
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 11:36 AM
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8. this thread is making me retch....
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