Backhanded complements to Republicans thread.

[brainshrub]

To be fair-and-balanced, we should say some nice things about Republicans tonight. For example: If it wasn't for Republicans I wouldn't know what the word "dystopia" meant.

[MASSAFRA]

1. I didn't think

one person could run up such a big deficit in such a short time.

[jjmalonejr]

2. Your loyalty to party in spite of your own best interests is admirable

[Fenris]

3. I'm constantly impressed and inspired by the President.

If he can get elected twice despite being virtually retarded, then anyone with millions of dollars and family connections can!

[steve2470]

4. I know there are some smart Republicans.....somewhere nt

[despairing optimist]

5. They made me understand what the CON is doing in "conservative'

[11 Bravo]

6. Some of the Republicans I know wipe themselves after they shit.

(You don't want to know about the rest.)

[MrScorpio]

7. Republicans are great for kissing my black ass

That's about as nice of a thing that I'll ever say about them

[Floogeldy]

8. "You're organized as well as Hitler was!"

[brainshrub]

9. If it wasn't for conservatives, there would be no DU.

Think about it.

[Blue-Jay]

13. I'd love it if there were no need for a DU.

I'd sleep better at night knowing that the country was headed in the direction that I'd prefer.

[KayLaw]

10. Hmm...

That White House reporter of yours sure has a nice *****; we all got a good look at it on the internet.

[UrbScotty]

11. Republicans: The second-best major political party in America. (nt)

[Blue-Jay]

12. Hmmm... They've been great at getting their talking points out.

Via mass mailings, scare tactics, the MSM, talk radio, etc.

They've been able to get more people to vote against their own interests than I thought was possible. They sneakily plant false ideas in peoples' heads via misinformation and are wonderful at playing to the lowest common denominator by tacitly reinforcing false stereotypes and bigotry.

Don't like fags? Vote Republican.
Want to be a millionaire someday? Vote Republican.
Economy? Democrats are "tax & spend".
Homeland (ugh) Security? Invade!
"Better to fight 'em over there than fight 'em here, commie."
Don't have health care? Work harder, lazyass.

I could go on forever on this.

A nice thing about Republicans? They've been better about staying on message than we have. They're better liars.

[brainshrub]

14. And they are much better hypocrites!

Self deleted b/c I didn't want to paint Christan conservatives with to broad a brush.

[Blue-Jay]

15. Plus they have the best "trump card" EVER!

"9-11 changed EVERYTHING!"

They say that as though it means that no dissent will be considered. They need to read (and understand the implications) the PNAC site. These motherfuckers were looking for such an attack on US soil! They knew that it would give them enough of a push to enact legislation, appoint SC justices, scare people, etc. I'm not an IHOP guy, but they got the catalyst that they wanted, didn't they?