Parents Television Council's Outrageous Clip of The Week! (Free Smut)

[Yavin4]

First, I'd like to thank the Parents Television Council for their tireless efforts to find and display the most sexually graphic clip from the past week of TV. I am just too busy, and I really appreciate them sorting through hours upon hours of TV just to find us the best smut clip. Besides, I can barely sit through most TV shows in order to get the smut. Thank you and keep up the good work.

Second, I must warn you. Do Not Play This Clip if you're titilated offended by sexually graphic material. Whatever you do, do not push the play button if you want to see people with their naughty parts all tingly and engorged, panting, sweating....Okay, here's the link:

http://www.parentstv.org

[realisticphish]

1. indeed

their links provide a service that many sites charge you 40$ a month for! Thank you, PTC!

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. You know what I don't get? Why don't these fucknobs turn the thing off?

If they're so (@&(*^$#%*($ offended by the shit that's on TV, then don't fucking watch it.

Bunch of stupid useless fucking idiots.

And if you're going to protest TV, don't protest because of sex or violence - protest because so much of it just dumbed down ignorant rot that no one should watch because it's just bad.

[uppityperson]

3. Personal responsibility? You're joking.

"oh oh oh, I had to watch it several times just to make sure it was as bad as I thought it was"

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. With my child in the room! Over and over and over,

there it was, swearing and sex and all that gay porn!

My poor, poor child!!

[uppityperson]

6. It was so bad I had to tape it and show it to all my friends

AND the church group!

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Absolutely!!

And then make copies of the tape for all them to take with them, to show their pastors and family members!!

[uppityperson]

8. We told little junior that we'd explain when he's old enough to understand

the horror, the horror, oh, did you see THAT?!?

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. I did see that, but not quite enough! I think you better rewind,

and zoom in if you can! Yeah, more! Good - good - now run it again! Yep, that's definitely simulating anal penetration. Run it again, tape it, and I'm gonna start calling people. How disgusting! Wait, before I get the phone, we better watch that again, in slow motion, just to be sure. Yep, sickening. How can people watch this profane ungodly stuff? I mean, look at that - oops, better rewind again, and I'll show you - how can they watch this? We better put this clip on our website.

[uppityperson]

10. Fast forward time to 10pm, kids are in bed, sleeping or playing with self

Adults are getting ready for bed:
(thought to self "hmmm, I wonder?")

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. I only touched her that way because of the smut we were forced to watch!!!

It wasn't my doing! It was the evil TV!!! Here, I can show you the clip that drove me to such sexual debauchery, I have it on tape and in mpeg format on the computer and I put it on the website...let me just get it for you...see, this is sickenning! And we had to watch it - what? - 50 times, I bet.

[uppityperson]

12. It's not my fault, I couldn't help myself, I was driven to it.

morans

[johnnie]

5. They need to save us

I know I can't live my life right without these kind of people guiding me in the right direction. :eyes:

I like the idea that they sit around watching so much television, just to bitch about it.

[xmas74]

13. That has got to be the best clip of the week.

I saw the surreal life clip.
Nothing better than watching a Brady kid get into S&M.
I gotta tape that show!

[Yavin4]

14. I Didn't Even Know That Show Existed!

Thanks PTC!

[xmas74]

15. It's on VH1 every Sunday.

There's nothing like seeing Peter Brady getting spanked!