And now...for the latest Darwin award-winning moment...it's...............

[Lady Effingbroke]

GARAGE JUMPING!!!

:dunce: :+ :silly:

[hickman1937]

1. I read in LBN a couple of weeks ago that someone died.

Its friday night, so I'm not going into the archives. My friends and I used to climb the water tower. We were the "good girls", cheerleaders, majorettes, student council, early curfews, strict parents, so of course we got away with it. Thinking back at some of the things that happened, I don't know why no one died.

[havocmom]

2. gotta die to make it to the Darwins

the gene pool is a bit murky

[ET Awful]

3. It's all the fault of Hollywood liberals . . . if they hadn't

made that damn Spiderman movie, none of this would've happened :)

[meganmonkey]

4. What the hell! When I was a teenager, we were so bad-ass we used to

sit in the park at night and get stoned... :P

What the hell is with kids today? Does everyone have a death wish? Do they watch too much fear factor?!

[geomon666]

5. Nothing beats the freeper freak that wanted to 'ready' himself for the war

So he wanted to test out a bulletproof vest that someone gave him. Turns out it was only a flak jacket and his friends shot him at close range with a shotgun. In typical fashion they tried to cover it up but they were too stupid.