If Longgrain even smiles at a strange woman on the street

[RagingInMiami]

Shall he be maced?

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. What do mean by "strange"

Strange, like a stranger? Or strange like a weirdo?

[RagingInMiami]

2. as a stranger, a woman he doesn't know, but would like to get to know

[FuzzySlippers]

3. I feel like macing Longgrain

when he says hello to me here.:P

[Longgrain]

4. Hello...

:Covers face with arms:

[RagingInMiami]

5. we all know what your true intentions are

[Longgrain]

6. Of course, as always but...

as I found out the other day if I flirted with Fuzz, I'd probally wind up in jail...

[FuzzySlippers]

8. You didn't believe that, did you?

[Longgrain]

9. Yes! Since everyone else in that thread was acting like they were 17

:7

[RagingInMiami]

12. I guess the next question is

What would happen to Longgrainn if he smiled at another man while in jail?

[Lady Freedom]

13. here

[ralps]

7. I don't think he'd be maced

He might get an interested look.
I'm trying out a new smilie

does this suit me?

[Longgrain]

11. Nice smiley

unfortunately my smile tends to be unintentionally mallicious...}(

[xmas74]

10. I'd mace him.

I just like mace.

[Longgrain]

14. After all we've been through!

Of course if it were Skittles doing the macing, I'd smile away...

:7 :7 :7 :7 :7

[xmas74]

16. I already said that I just like mace.

I figure that since I've been maced than everyone should discover the joy.

[Longgrain]

18. Then mace-on!

But please be gentle...I'm a novice at this...

:whimper:

[xmas74]

19. Keep your eyes open and take a deep breath

while I spray.

[Longgrain]

22. NOT THE EYES! NOT THE EYES!

besides...I wear glasses...:P

[xmas74]

26. I do too.

It seeps around the glasses. Either way, you're screwed.

[Longgrain]

28. Can't be any worse than picking your schnoz after eating pizza

with crushed red peppers on it, can it?

(Damn, now I'm sweating!)

[xmas74]

29. It's worse.

I had to have oxygen afterwards.

[Longgrain]

31. OY! That does zound bad...

I guess I better not smile at anyone ever again...x(

[xmas74]

32. Much better.

Now become a puke and you'll fit right in.

[Longgrain]

34. On second thought I think I'll smile for you...

:)
:-)
:-)

[Lady Freedom]

15. this work?

[xmas74]

17. I like that!

I wonder where I could get one of my very own? I have an ex who could be my target practice:evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

20. Please do not use ex for practice?! Here is a web site.

http://home.att.net/~steven.Licata/flail.html

[xmas74]

24. why not?

Then my kid could get his life insurance. Might get something out of him for once!

[Longgrain]

27. Knifes and Gutiars...

Interesting combo I must say...

[fluffernutter]

21. yes, definitely.

but he'd probably like it :P

[RagingInMiami]

23. where the hell have you been?

[fluffernutter]

30. i've been waiting for the fun being over to end

;) looks like i'd have to wait a looooonnnnggggg time.

i've missed you, cutie :*

[RagingInMiami]

33. damn girl, you so fine

I'm leaving the house now to try out my new lines. Talk to you when I come back.

[Longgrain]

25. You know I would...

Every shred of attention, positive or negative would be valued by me...

:hi:

[fluffernutter]

35. uh, yeah - i do know ;)

and that's part of the longgrain charm

[Longgrain]

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