I found out what my special purpose is for!!!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this...

...and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

[Bouncy Ball]

1. ...

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

[Marnieworld]

2. And this THERMOS

Don't forget the thermos!;-)

[Bouncy Ball]

3. ...

I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.

[Marnieworld]

4. That's such a beautiful song

so romantic too.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

5. Have you been drinking too much coffee?

:)

[Bouncy Ball]

6. ...

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

[ET Awful]

14. Hehehehe I love that scene :) n/t

[redqueen]

7. One of my favorite movies.

:)

[Bouncy Ball]

8. Then I shall grant you this:

Navin R. Johnson: I'm gonna bounce back and when I do I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke.

Marie: I don't wanna puke.

[redqueen]

11. hahahahahahahaha

I so love his character in that movie... so innocent... :D

Thanks for the laughs... I needed 'em!

[Bouncy Ball]

12. Awww, shucks.

Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.

[Katidid]

9. Did you forget

cigarettes .... or cigars?

[Blue-Jay]

10. I have a special porpoise.

His name is Steve.

[Bouncy Ball]

13. That sounds illegal.

[Blue-Jay]

15. Steve is a consenting adult.

[Bouncy Ball]

16. Oh that's ok, then.

[fob]

17. bush*, george w. Sounds like a real asshole...

[underpants]

18. I’m picking out a thermos for you, for you

No ordinary thermos will do, will do
It’s white with a red stripe and a red cap too
I’m picking out a thermos for you

[underpants]

19. "You mean I'm gonna stay this color?"

[underpants]

20. "I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass."

[underpants]

21. For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex!

[Beetwasher]

22. Here, Have Some Pizza In A Cup

C'mere Shithead!

"I might be able to send home more money soon because my friend Patty said she's gonna give me a blowjob" (sic)

[underpants]

25. -on a serious note-Don't knock pizza in a cup

I used to work at a GREAT pizza place (not a chain) and everyone laughed at me for eating pizza in a cup (free food but it's hard to eat something when you are really busy) until they tried it.

[underpants]

23. Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor & get rid of it

[Bouncy Ball]

27. You love that movie, don'tcha?

[underpants]

28. Die, you random son of a bitch.

Navin R. Johnson: Good things are gonna start happening to me now.
-Crazy guy with gun scrolls through a phone book-
Sniper: Navin R. Johnson... Sounds like a typical asshole.


I LOVE that movie

[underpants]

24. He Hates These Cans!!!!!!!!!!!

[CanuckAmok]

26. Wow, a cosmetologist?! It must be tough to handle weightlessness!"

:dunce:

[Bouncy Ball]

29. Now THAT'S one of my favorite lines!

[CanuckAmok]

30. Mine are:

"First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book."

and the one where he and Bernadette Peters are laying in bed, and he's talking about how long it seems they've been together...

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. Damn these glasses!

[Bouncy Ball]

32. I damn thee!