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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 12:55 PM Original message |
Stupid things men do on first dates, post 'em here |
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StopTheMorans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
1. sleep with a girl and not ask for her number |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 12:57 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. yeah that qualifies for sure nt |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 12:58 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. and her name |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 12:58 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. even dumber, yes nt |
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StopTheMorans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:05 PM Response to Reply #5 |
16. tell me about it |
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xmas74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 12:57 PM Response to Original message |
3. Open their mouths in the first place. |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 12:58 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. ouch :-( nt |
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xmas74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:01 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. If only you had been |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:02 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. ok ok lol nt |
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madison2000 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
4. she asks you out but you don't offer to pay for anything |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 12:59 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. "can we say cheapskate?" nt |
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Worst Username Ever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:06 PM Response to Reply #4 |
19. Hmmm.... |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:07 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. I remember two guys that got really upset that I paid for meals |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:10 PM Response to Reply #23 |
30. I would have said thanks and smiled sweetly nt |
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Worst Username Ever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:14 PM Response to Reply #23 |
38. Would you say |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:20 PM Response to Reply #38 |
56. oh no...the askee should pay but that is how I got burned |
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Worst Username Ever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:27 PM Response to Reply #56 |
62. LOL |
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madison2000 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 06:41 PM Response to Reply #38 |
79. gestures mean a lot |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:13 PM Response to Reply #19 |
37. The person who asks should pay |
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Worst Username Ever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:15 PM Response to Reply #37 |
40. Agreed |
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Lone Pawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:19 PM Response to Reply #4 |
53. It's a mistake for women to do that, actually. |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
10. Masturbate in the bathroom during dinner. |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:03 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. OMG........... |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:07 PM Response to Reply #14 |
21. Yeah, it was rather creepy. |
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GiovanniC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:09 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. Maybe The Guy Was Just Trying to Ease the Tension |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:10 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. nice try lol nt |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:10 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. Well, he should have done so BEFORE the date. |
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GiovanniC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:11 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. Maybe They Shouldn't Have Served Green M&Ms For Dinner |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:12 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Touche. |
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GiovanniC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:15 PM Response to Reply #35 |
42. And Besides, It's Not Like I Do That Shit ALL THE TIME |
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RagingInMiami (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:18 PM Response to Reply #21 |
51. So what gave it away? |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:02 PM Response to Original message |
11. Talk about ex SO, wife, girlfriend...... |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:11 PM Response to Reply #11 |
34. talk about hard core narcissist, geez nt |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:31 PM Response to Reply #34 |
63. IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.... |
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yewberry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:02 PM Response to Original message |
12. Begin any conversation with |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:04 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. That is bad, but IMO... |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
17. Say "Boy, I hope my boyfriend doesn't see us" |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:08 PM Response to Reply #17 |
25. the guy said that ? lol nt |
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StopTheMorans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:09 PM Response to Reply #17 |
27. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:06 PM Response to Original message |
18. "do you mind waiting four months for sex?" |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:06 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. omg LOL nt |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
22. Talk about how much they make |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:08 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. and so deep shades of Red state-ish nt |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:15 PM Response to Reply #24 |
41. Haha |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:16 PM Response to Reply #41 |
45. thank you ! :-) nt |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:18 PM Response to Reply #45 |
49. Okay, now, don't let it go to your head |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:19 PM Response to Reply #49 |
54. well....when are we going out ? lol |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:50 PM Response to Reply #54 |
66. Some would say it illegal...he's 25 years older than me... |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:51 PM Response to Reply #66 |
67. lol like borderline poverty ? I had to trade in my Rolls Royce |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:58 PM Response to Reply #67 |
69. That's okay....at least you till have the Bently! |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:59 PM Response to Reply #69 |
70. ok hook me up then hehe nt |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:36 PM Response to Reply #22 |
64. Women still are looking for "the good provider" |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
31. What's that rule? No politics or religion talk on a first date? |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:11 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Nah, get that stuff out of the way early. |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:14 PM Response to Reply #32 |
39. That's the way I look at it too. |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:17 PM Response to Reply #39 |
47. Well, anytime I meet someone online, I usually send them my URL. |
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Cadence (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
36. I had a guy once want me to pay for my share... |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:16 PM Response to Reply #36 |
43. Bwahahahaha! FOURTEEN CENTS! |
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Cadence (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:21 PM Response to Reply #43 |
58. Ahhhh good times. |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:17 PM Response to Reply #36 |
46. Well.. |
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Cadence (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:21 PM Response to Reply #46 |
57. LOL. No doubt! |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
44. I have had first dates |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:18 PM Response to Reply #44 |
50. a flower arrangement in the trunk! |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 03:15 PM Response to Reply #50 |
78. Maybe he works as a funeral director and he gets freebees. |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:20 PM Response to Reply #44 |
55. I guess he wasn't a florist LOL nt |
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kcwayne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
48. Ask you out for drinks and dancing, and go to a strip club |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:18 PM Response to Reply #48 |
52. are you joking ? nt |
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kcwayne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:24 PM Response to Reply #52 |
61. Yes |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
59. Lean back on a bar stool until they fall over with a loud crash on the |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:23 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. aww poor Mr. G. I would have been embarassed as hell nt |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:55 PM Response to Reply #59 |
68. But it made ya love him! |
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taught_me_patience (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
65. My friend said "YO" to a waitress... |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 02:00 PM Response to Reply #65 |
71. Was his name Rocky Balboa ? nt |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
72. Lie. |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
73. Where shall I begin? |
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EC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
74. As soon as I got in the car |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 02:36 PM Response to Reply #74 |
75. If I was his date, I would have dumped him for sheer stupidity nt |
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EC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 02:51 PM Response to Reply #75 |
76. I didn't even finish THAT date (took cab home) |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-02-05 02:52 PM Response to Reply #76 |
77. good for you !!! nt |
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