I'd like to invite EVERY Gay couple on DU to get married at MY House!

[matcom]

Note: This is a 100% SERIOUS post! It would be MY HONOR to host you ALL!!

now, we will need to set up a schedule calendar as i have really only ONE comfortable guest room but we can do this!

all of you couples can come to MY house in MA and GET MARRIED IN MY BACK YARD!! hell, stay the weekend and we'll show you the town!

we will invite all the Boston area DUers for EVERY wedding and i'll even pitch in for a nice arbor with ivy or something! i have a GREAT back yard for this.

you can ALL get hitched here and i won't charge you a DIME! even cook breakfast and dinner for ya!

so, who is in? :bounce:

*i'll ask only that you pitch in for some booze but that is only cause i drink like a fish during weddings* :D

deal?

[Cuban_Liberal]

1. Hmmmmm.....

We already have our civil union registered in VT, but a real wedding, all legal and stuff? :think:

[matcom]

2. MA is the place my friend!

:bounce:

[ronnykmarshall]

29. Tony, check out some info.

http://www.glad.org/marriage/massmarriage_faq.shtml#THE_DECISION

There are questions about civil unions and out of state couples.

[xchrom]

3. that is so sweet!

can't wait to see the headlines in the papers, cause baby, that reception will rock!:party:

[underpants]

4. Can you do a double ceremony?

[Midlodemocrat]

7. UP, apparently you didn't see in the other thread

where I told JimmyJazz to BACK OFF?

Do I have to tell you, too?

[underpants]

9. No Moderator

Sorry GOSH!

[Midlodemocrat]

11. You don't want me to use

my all seeing and knowing mod powers do you? Because I have super duper x-ray vision and like, stuff.

[underpants]

14. No Moderator

GOSH!

[Carni]

43. OMG lol as soon as you said GOSH in your first post

This is immediately who came to mind (I love that damned movie lol)

[Cuban_Liberal]

18. She's not afraid to use it!

She was our 'hit Moderator', last term.

;)

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Ha. Ha.

The x-ray vision and the super fire spewing fingers are WAY cool. Oh, hope I didn't say too much.

[Bunny]

21. OMG - who is that on the far left?

That's a scream!

[SOteric]

35. DS1

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Matcom

that is the nicest offer. If it comes to fruition, I will pitch in for the champagne. Can't make the weddings, more than likely, but I would like to contribute.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. Misunderestimator and I are seriously considering it

[matcom]

8. you were offered some time ago

and dammit! LORI AND I MEANT IT 100%!! :bounce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. we're busy planning her move out here right now

first things first....I gotta see her gorgeous face everyday :)

[Blue-Jay]

22. Good Lord, woman!

You are SOOO smitten!

You also have excellent taste. :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. Yeah I do

;)

[Blue-Jay]

25. So does she.

Are you guys coming to visit soon?

[Misunderestimator]

30. What... this face?

:D

[dolo amber]

10. I'll show up and drink!

:toast:

[matcom]

12. your invited

:toast:

:loveya:

[mongo]

15. That's discrimination you hetrophobe!

No. Serioiusly, what a nice offer. I hope you post pictures.

[sundog]

16. cool! now I just have to find my soul mate & I'm all set

:7

[no name no slogan]

17. I promise to

...not throw a used tire on the post-reception bonfire if you invite me.........

[Debi]

20. What about us already married hetros who never had a reception...

Can we make this a vow renewal ceremony as well...for all couples (well, excluding those with a box-turtle SO)

[comsymp]

23. And us 'mos who already had a "Commitment Ceremony"

Kind of ironic, actually - in our case, the Church sanctioned it but the State doesn't.

[Debi]

26. No box turtles though...right?

:bounce:

[comsymp]

44. Guess not... at least not as part of the wedding party, although

we were hoping to have a big Box Turtle Release at the end of the ceremony- doves are so passe, y'know.

[AFSCME girl]

27. Matcom, you rock!

That is very nice of you! :yourock:

[ronnykmarshall]

28. You ROCK Mat!

We might be going to MA this summer to the cape. I forgot that we can get married there.

[hyphenate]

31. What has Mrs. Matcom

to say about this? :)

Attending weddings might be fun. As long as I'm not the one getting married. ;)

[matcom]

33. 100% for it!

she said it would be GREAT!

[Rowdyboy]

32. Very cool offer and much appreciated.....Now if I can just convince my

guy that we need to. I'd bring liquor, champagne and a keg cause I like liqour at weddings too!

[meegbear]

34. If I can get a man, YOU'RE ON!!

[SOteric]

36. Can I marry my box turtle there?

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

37. The weekend of April 23d is taken!

That's when matcom and I are getting married.

No wait...that's when the Boston gathering is, so the honeymoon suite at Chez Matcom is taken by me.

Or...is that the same thing? :shrug:

[yvr girl]

38. If you'd only volunteer in my thread...

it could be a honeymoon suite. That's all I'm saying.

[GOPisEvil]

39. Oh? There's more volunteering to do?

Do tell.

[yvr girl]

40. If you volunteer

And propose all proper like...I'll give you a honeymoon you'll never forget!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2733083

[matcom]

41. in my bathroom!

:bounce:

[yvr girl]

42. I was hoping for the guest room

but we could put the bathroom on the agenda. Do you have a nice big tub?