OMFG!!!! My "Mark-Of-The-Beast" Post!!!!

[stlsaxman]

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

It's Armageddon Time for I am the anti-Christ come to wreak havoc over all of Gods domain! This means YOU, mere mortals- time to go up to Jesus or aallllll the way down to the bowels of eternity to burn in the (somewhat pleasurable, some have noted) flames of HELL!!!! Even your "Just And Vengeful God" can't help you now... get ready, all you end-timers, for the ride of your life! Welcome to damnation because YOU never offered me food when I hungered; YOU who never visited me when I was in the hospital or in prison; YOU who never clothed me when I was cold and naked and destitute; YOU who have the unmitigated gall to consider yourselves followers of the Son of God... your blatant disregard for His simplest of teachings- "Love one another, as I have loved You" has earned you a place in The Void, away from His Presence, shut outside the Gates Of Heaven until the end of time- and beyond!

BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

... and oh- the rest of you who lead a nice simple life and made yourselves available to the least of you when needed- enjoy your stay in Heaven...

The Beast

(I've been posting here occasionally for years, half-glancing at my post number and anticipating this moment- hope you all got a laugh) :evilgrin: