The Howdy-Doody of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "WOW, Howdy Doody used to be my hero. I remember wearing a hanky around my neck and walking all jerky around the house with this great, big smile on my face. It was great! Mom used scream at me to put on my clothes and blister my little naked butt! That was even better!!! . . . . Boy, I miss it when we were kids."

[RobertSeattle]

1. Is it me or is he not looking so well?

All that "drip drip" must be keeping him up at night.

[underpants]

2. Where DOES one find a suit for a jacka**?

:shrug:

[Not a robought]

3. "Look Helen

I know y'all in the press wanna talk to someone which is why I'd like to introduce you here to the hand. Here, talk to the hand."

[commander bunnypants]

4. Did he just get a chemical peel or something?

His face is all shiny and gross


DDQM

[GOPisEvil]

5. Wax on. Wax off.

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Wow, he's so lifelike-- and I can barely see the puppeteer's strings! n/t

[scarlet_owl]

7. Someone needs to dab a little

Lady Esther powder on his cheeks.

[cosmicdot]

8. Overheard in the control room: OMG ... he's starting to get goofy ...

... May Day ... reel him in ... May Day ...

[bobthedrummer]

9. "And hello to all our friends on the RIGHT"

hello!

[demgurl]

10. "Stop in the name of love....." n/t

[VOX]

11. "I'm a Yankee Doodle Asshole, Yankee Doodle do or die..."

"Those are the words, ain't they?"

[skip fox]

12. They are NOW.

:toast:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. Kind of... here are some more...

Yankee Doodle
Bombed Iraq
For reasons that were phoney
Gave away the big contracts
To all his business cronies.

[cosmicdot]

14. So long...farewell...auf weidersehen goodbye...

[demgurl]

15. You put your left hand in......

You put, oh wait, that is my right. Or is it my left? Curse you Hokey Pokey, I will never learn this dance!!!!

Christina