Vegetarians are basically as evil as Al Qaeda.

[Goldmund]

They're all little Al-Zawahiris.

Discuss?




And another thing. So are cat owners.

[Cha]

1. Thanks!

:D

[Redstone]

2. Christ, let's not start this again.

There was too much of it the other night, already.

Redstone

[Goldmund]

61. But it's so much fun!

[Stop_the_War]

3. oh yeah we refuse to eat meat because we care about animals and

that makes us soooooo evil.

:eyes: :puke:

[Goldmund]

5. Evil is an understatement.

There is no mountain as high as the vegetarian is treacherous.

[Stop_the_War]

8. How exactly does being a vegetarian make someone "treacherous"?

Treacherous to what?

[Goldmund]

How could I possibly expect explain it to you, when you have that...

...black little vegetarian heart?

[Stop_the_War]

13. is this thread a joke or are you serious?

[Goldmund]

14. ....

dude, you've so been punked.

[Stop_the_War]

15. I was just making sure

;)

[Goldmund]

17. But man!

"There is no mountain as high as the vegetarian is treacherous"????

WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THAT???

:7

[Dogmudgeon]

4. What does that mean for ...

Veterinarians?
Centenarians?
Libertarians?
Contrarians?
Librarians?

--p!

[Goldmund]

34. Give Peace a Chance

[WoodrowFan]

36. gives peas a chance?? (NT)

[Goldmund]

37. that's what I meant

but I was afraid to utter it in this room full of wounded vegetarian hyenas.

[4_Legs_Good]

6. I'm a vegetarian and I'm evil as can be!

So I think that proves your point!

david

[Worst Username Ever]

7. So are cat owners n/t

[Goldmund]

9. Thank you!

[Worst Username Ever]

11. Somebody had to say it

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

10. Oh, it's on now!

;)

[Worst Username Ever]

12. Bring it!

:silly:

[ZombieNixon]

21. It's already been broughted!

:P

[Lilith Velkor]

16. Nah, they're little Husseins

The vegans are the OBLs.

Cat owners, however, are eviler than Bush.

[pink-o]

18. Oh, and this is a subject you're such an expert on....?

...when anyone with any experience knows there's no such thing as a cat OWNER!!!


:spank:

[benny05]

19. Really!

Hey, veggie folks are cool. I eat meat too, but I respect vegetarians and vegans as well. I just could not be totally veggie or vegan because I tend to be like my cat, which is more carnivorious.

We don't own our cats...they choose us. And we're dang lucky when they do. :kick:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

20. I'm on the same level as Al Qaeda?

wow!

[Goldmund]

22. Are you a vegetarian or a cat owner?

Or -- dare I think it -- both?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

23. Vegetarian

DEFINITELY NOT A CAT OWNER

I own two dogs.

[Goldmund]

26. I guess you may end up in the colder part of hell.

I also have two dogs.

Well, currently two. I had three yesterday, but that's 3 meals ago.

[forgethell]

27. Only two?

I own FOUR dogs: Lab, Border Collie, spanielly thing, and a Chowbrador. Doesn't keep me from having two cats,, Tortoiseshell shorthair, and a Maine Coon. I would have more, but the vet is eating me alive.

If you can't have cats, what's your reason for living???}(

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

30. Well...

we have four rabbits too. and we had a hamster for a real long time...

If it were up to me we'd have more dogs... but I don't own the house, my parents do :)

[forgethell]

39. Whoops!

I forgot to mention my youngest daughter's two hamsters and two guinea pigs, and my oldest daughter's two mice and two gerbils.

The Lab is an indoor dog, and the other e sleep in the house at night. I always tell my girls that if anyone ever asks if they were raised in a barn they could answer, "Pretty much so, yes." :)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

42. We have a lab/golden mix

and a golden

They're great dogs!

[forgethell]

47. I don't know about goldens,

although I've read they are great dogs, but having a Lab in the house full-time in like setting off a nucleur bomb in your living room:) ;)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

50. Awww but I love it

They're so affectionate :)

[ghostsofgiants]

53. Border collies are amazing dogs

Mine is way too smart and crafty.

[forgethell]

55. If it's a not a border collie;

it's just a dog.

[forgethell]

24. Vegetarians, yes!!

Fanatic fundamentalists, everyone, trying to convert us to their own repressive, moralistic life-style. x(

Cat lovers?? Are you crazy. Cats, the one true religion!!!

;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

25. Are you serious?

Not all vegetarians are like that.

[forgethell]

29. Enough of them are.

They're the ones that get the publicity.

On edit: this whole thread is a joke. It's in the Lounge.

[RebelOne]

57. I'm not like that.

My philosophy is "to each his own." If you want to eat dead animal carcasses, well, that's your business and I won't try to convince you otherwise.

[Bok_Tukalo]

28. Hacking living plant after living plant to feed their gluttonous antipathy

for the kingdom Plantae.

[Goldmund]

31. And at the same time sayng

"we care about fellow living beings!"

Well, my. That sounds an awful lot like Hitler saying "we care about our fellow humans" while at the same time comitting Holocaust. You know why? Because -- you're guessing -- Jews, to him, weren't really human!

That's basically the whole dark soul of vegetarianism. They are, in a nutshell, Holocaust revisionists.

[Bok_Tukalo]

35. Best post of the day!

Too funny.

You should write for Hannity.

[Goldmund]

38. nah... I'm gonna get ME a public office!

And then I'll make damn sure that those vegetamarians can only get plants that were free to run around before they got ruthlessly ripped out of the ground and had their BRAINS sucked out!

[Bok_Tukalo]

40. Free range cucumbers?

<eom>

[Goldmund]

43. No sex threads, please!

[uppityperson]

32. 3 cats, omnivore= evil pacifist?

just seeing your header made me laugh.

[Goldmund]

33. how omni is omni?

[uppityperson]

44. If it's food, I'll eat it,except bugs,worms,snails and big brussel sprout

[Goldmund]

45. See, who says omnivores don't have morals

Ask a brussel sprout who's more moral.

[uppityperson]

51. U misunderstand me, I like little br.sprouts, just not the BIG tough ones

I like babies, not the big tough guys. Sort of reverse morality, you can't let them grow up or they are no good.

[Goldmund]

52. Oh, you like to kill the baby ones?

Figures. Liberal. Abortionist.

[uppityperson]

60. pro-steaming, anti-brussel-sprout-lifer I am

Just sign me, rich librul with low moral values

[Parche]

41. vegetarians

Lettuce discuss vegetarians if you carrot all
Cat owners are awesome and purrfect

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

46. Well, they sure smell bad

I suspect it is intentional.

[hollywood926]

48. I'm with you that cat owners are evil.

But they aren't as bad as the fatasses and retards.

:-)

(using an emoticon this time to clarify light-hearted answer)

[Goldmund]

49. You forgot smokers

and Poland

[Lorien]

54. *yawn*

:boring:

[NNadir]

56. We are indeed evil. Some of us kill cute carrots.

[necso]

58. I think that you are wrong about vegetarians.

But the evil cat empire, with its hordes of human mind-thralls, is entirely another matter. Cats have nothing short of world domination as their ultimate goal and they use humans ruthlessly towards this end. Fortunately, however, cats are extremely lazy and have rather short attention spans, at least when they are not hunting, killing or torturing something, or perhaps licking themselves.

...

I love the smell of dead troll in the morning.

[Blue_Tires]

59. why is it that vegetarians never take into account

the pain and suffering caused by killing vegetables??? are they not living things, too??:+