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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:21 PM
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7th_Sephiroth arrested for yellowcake
he's a 6 foot tall, caucasion martal artist with a clean record, and according to Chief Wiggum, a terrorist. He went into the grocery store today and bought a box of Yellow Cake mix, no doubtedly to make a Custard bomb. "bail has been denied and jury selection starts tomorrow"
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:23 PM
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1. Let's just hope he didn't get the chocolate frosting.
That could affect millions!

(who is craving betty crocker right now)
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:25 PM
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3. he also bought
Oreo cookie chocolate frosting and sprinkles
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disgruntled_goat Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:23 PM
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2. guilty, guilty, guilty.
of making me hungry

the country of disruntlistan hereby formally requests some yellowcake...

with chocolate frosting

/glaargh
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:36 PM
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4. THIS JUST IN
a raid of 7th_sephiroth's home turned up aluminum cooking trays, for baking muffins
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:36 PM
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5. Here's a breaking story to go with that
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