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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:10 PM
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Chimp ruins another Valentines Day in the Koko House....He bought
Edited on Mon Feb-14-05 07:16 PM by KoKo01
Me flowers and good stuff..and when he walked in the door I said: "OMG!!!" It's another example that we live in a Robert Ludlum novel...TODAY THE GANNON/Gurkert SEX BROKE MORE.....He gave me the cold "fish eye."

I sat him down to read the AmericaBlog Site...(thank goodness they put a "loin cloth on Jeff Gannon/Gurket" since I saw the "first Post."

But "Hubby" says: "So what...unless he accosted me in the rest room and I could have the Main Strem Media talking about it...why should I care..

A huge argument insued...mostly from me who said: "HOW CAN YOU WAIT FOR THE MSM TO REPORT ON THIS????????!!!!!"

Hubby said...it just isn't going anywhere because it's sort of "crude."

So...I made him a great Coconut Cheese Cake...his favorite and "Meatballs with Red Sauce w/bayleaf" and he gave me "hand picked flowers" and I bought him a great new Summer Shirt........BUT I'M SO PISSED that I won't wear my RED SLIT BODICE NIGHTGOWN TONIGHT!!!!

The Chimp is destroying "Marital Relations" in the US...where Wife and Husband are pitted against each other. My Vagina is frozen tonight because Hubby didn't understand that "Jeff Gannon" has "Wistle Blowers" and I feel he isn't taking me seriously............

He's a good guy...but I'm so angry that "Red Nightgown" is going to wait..

Do I need to contact "Dear Abby?"
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:16 PM
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1. I'd put red nightgown on and then talk about it
Edited on Mon Feb-14-05 07:16 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
red nightgowns have a way of having hubby see EVERYTHING your way :evilgrin:
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:22 PM
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4. I'm still pissed...going through motions...I'll think about it..
The thing is why is "Chimp" making me so depressed I don't see future for any of us...How can I wear a "red nighty" when our Country is in PERIL...Nothing is more important to me than "Taking Back America?"

Why can't I deal with this..??? Is anyone else having this problem? Politics has taken over ALL OUR LIVES! Or, maybe just mine?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:38 PM
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6. If it's taken that much from you then
YOU NEED TO PUT THAT RED NIGHTY ON AND FORGET ABOUT IT FOR THE NIGHT!!! (and I mean that lovingly not mean :D)
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 08:05 PM
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14. Echo that sentiment
time to compartamentalize... put the rage (at bushdamage) on hold... let go... and enjoy the corporal (in body) present. Give yourself a break, Koko, and hubby - think of it as rejuvinating the soul that you have the strength/stamina to carry on and fight (the machine) another day.
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Ironpost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 08:11 PM
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15. Politics has not taken over your life,
That, you still have. Take advantage of this fact and continue to right the wrongs and fight the good fight, but, yes I have a problem with this, I want my country back.
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politicaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:16 PM
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2. The worst thing you can do is use sex as a bargaining chip.
I suggest that you give him Republican sex. Just say:

"Hey, if you want to be on the White Houses side, then you can find out what it's like to sleep there."

Then get on your back and every ten seconds ask him if he's done yet.

Trust me, he'll fall into place after that.
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:53 PM
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8. ROFL!!! that's a little OTT...but there's some wisdom there..for sure...
:D..not that I agree with you...but thinking about it...
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:18 PM
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3. Okay, KoKo, show this from dailykos to him
"WASHINGTON DC - House Democratic Whip Steny Hoyer released the following statement regarding revelations that a man who went by the name of "Jeff Gannon," and who was given White House media credentials despite his lack of qualifications, was given access to classified documents which disclosed the identity of Undercover CIA Operative Valerie Plame:

"Valid questions are being raised regarding the Bush White House's relationship with James Guckert, also known as "Jeff Gannon," and his access to documents that revealed the identity of Undercover CIA Operative Valerie Plame.

"This issue is important from an ethical as well as from a national security standpoint. It is hard to understand why a man with little real journalism experience was given a White House press corps credential let alone access to sensitive security documents. In fact, it only raises questions as to the nature of the relationship between "Jeff Gannon" and the White House, and whether there was an alliance of interests that did not conform to ethical and security standards. President Bush's father, President George H.W. Bush, called the disclosure of an undercover operative's identity treason.

"This most recent revelation is only the latest in the growing list of ways that Republicans in Washington are attempting to manipulate the American people through the media and avoid accountability. When the Bush Administration had trouble selling its domestic policies, it unethically paid journalists to promote its policies under the guise of journalism. When the Ethics Committee held Majority Leader Tom DeLay accountable for improper actions last year, the Republican leadership simply removed Chairman Joel Hefley (R-CO) and other Republicans from the Committee."

http://www.dailykos.com

Then get yourself thawed out and remember who you love! :evilgrin:
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:56 PM
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9. THANK YOU! My hubby married me because I WAS so SERIOUS...
but "EARTHY." He needs to understand before the "nighty goes on," he needs to understand where I'm coming from and to read a few good articles about this...and your's is ONE he needs to read!

Some guys never get that some of us need "food for the mind" before we "get...'in the mood.'" :evilgrin:
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Ironpost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:23 PM
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5. Can't believe I read this.
Maybe contacting dear Abby would be good for you. Maybe she would tell you to thaw that thing out. My wife and I carry disagreements not to the bed room. We basically agree to disagree.
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:58 PM
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11. Thanks..."thaw that thing out" was really good!
It's REALLY GOOD! Chuckling..still, too much!
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Ironpost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 08:03 PM
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13. My apologies, I was chuckling too, happy Valentines day.
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:50 PM
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7. I'm so laughing right now!
My sister-in-law is like you. Are you she? Naw, couldn't be! You're just a big ole tease, all that food and no desert.
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 08:00 PM
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12. NOOOOOO! I slaved all day to make his FAVE DESSERT! don't trash
me on this...I will cry all night at the hurt. It's COCONUT CREAM PIE WITH RASPBERRIES! It had to be just at the right temperature...Not Repug Right...just COOKBOOK CORRECT! FGS!
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 08:19 PM
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16. It's true...letting that "Idiot Chimp" ruin my "Red Nighty" is NOT GOOD...
Edited on Mon Feb-14-05 08:21 PM by KoKo01
He refers to Laura as "the 'Lump in the bed,' but my hubby thinks the world of me...thank Goodness I'm not married to that jerk!

I should be thankful and let the "political go for the night..."

Thanks..I get it...you naysay'ers have set me straight.. Jeeze it's
just so hard to get "in the mood" with all that's going on out there....but "priorities are priorties."

Every once in awhile I need that "knock on the head" to get me straight about this...THANKS to all of you..

Going to fish out my GREAT RED NIGHTY...and am putting the "raspberries on my Coconut Cheese Cake..." Hey, PRIORITIES ARE IMPORTANT...If we loose our "Lovies" then where the hell are we...stuck with Bush/Cheney?

:puke: They don't even have a "sexual persona." They are "shriveled."

along with Rummy and Wolfowitz... Who the hell would put on a RED NIGHTY FOR THAT CROWD ...except Gannon/Gurket might put something on his thingy with a "red dress on.." :puke: ugh....... But, maybe to Gannon...he's found his love..and I shouldn't trash him on Valentines....if he's found it..
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:57 PM
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10. Just let it go for awhile because if you don't Bush wins again
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