Stop the Morans cheated on me. Who wants to be my revenge fling?

[yvr girl]

Revenge can be sweet.

[Itascapark]

1. ummmmmmmm....

anger revenge sex...hummmmmm....

[yvr girl]

6. It might even include bubbles

Think 'Bull Durham'

[Huckebein the Raven]

2. I do

:bounce:

[theorist]

3. Damn! Too late.

:evilgrin:

[hfojvt]

4. I 'd love to be

but I am not qualified. In order to be revenge, the next guy needs to be a "step up" and I am afraid that even if "the elephant man" dumped you, I would be considered a "step down".
Not only that, I have self-esteem issues.

[yvr girl]

5. There was no dumping

I've never actually met STM, we just flirt online.

[hfojvt]

10. okay, then I am losing interest

you are picking at my analogy rather than laughing at my jokes. This is how you flirt? I am outta here!

[Joe Power]

7. Well, we'll have to be quick...

...my GF just left, but she won't be gone long.

[mongo]

8. Can my wife watch?

or maybe join in the fun?

[yvr girl]

9. I am totally opposed to being the 'Other woman'

Not going to happen.

[mongo]

27. We could always put you in the middle....

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Want me to go kick his ass?

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

12. Oh, he'd probably enjoy that

He's kind of twisted.

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Hmmm good point.... I shall call him names instead.

;)

[JohnKleeb]

15. you think thats gonna do anything?

what you outta do is throw a chimp at him.

[Kenneth ken]

14. rasing hand

for you my sweet



and



ooh, look! I have at least three hands. :D That should be pretty useful for caresses and massages and such.

No worries, though; I only applied because you said it was a fling, so we don't have to have expectatios of this continuing into late-spring, early summer.

am I doing good so far?

[yvr girl]

16. You're doing very well

Do you have a different fling lined up for the summer?

[Kenneth ken]

21. no ma'am

I always just take these as opportunity presents itself.

Since it's a lovely day, would you like to take a walk with me?

[Kenneth ken]

37. not a walker, eh

that's ok. This might be a record for my shortest fling. I see you're back wooing STM, so I'll bow out.

Have a happy V-Day

:hi:

[edbermac]

17. I will...but only if you respect me in the morning...

I may be cheap, but I'm not easy...:silly:

[AlCzervik]

18. you know that old proverb about revenge......

if you are seeking revenge it's best to dig two graves. Words to live by.

[yvr girl]

20. I'm not serious - no worries.

[miss_kitty]

19. so yvr girl,

are you watching 'Lover Come Back' on CBC right now?

[yvr girl]

23. I didn't know it was on.

Did it just start?

[miss_kitty]

26. yes. and D Day is wearing some hot shit outfits!

[yvr girl]

31. How many movies did Doris, Rock and Tony do together anyway

Cool sets, excellent clothes.

[miss_kitty]

41. I think rock and Doris only made 3

Send Me No Flowers (1964)
Lover Come Back (1961)
Pillow Talk (1959)

they aren't my fave screen duo but I like the late 50s, early 60s look.

[yvr girl]

45. time warp. The secretary just got married, so naturally she quit her job

whatever

[StopTheMorans]

22. bullshit! you evil cyber-hussy, i demand proof for dragging my good name

through the Lounge mud! :grr:

[yvr girl]

24. I was wondering when you were going to show up

I was just trying to make you jealous, not angry. :cry:

I'm sorry, can't we kiss and make up.

*pout*

[StopTheMorans]

25. sorry, i was at the gym working out for you, i can't spend my WHOLE day

on DU. as for the kissing and making up, how about this instead: :spank:

[yvr girl]

29. Oh, baby

So, you're already hot and sweaty. Mmmm...OK :spank:

(I've had fun playing today)

[StopTheMorans]

33. nah, i showered

but i'm going for a run after work if you want to show up at my apt afterwards to see me hot and sweaty :evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

34. Working out plus a run

are you in training for something?

[StopTheMorans]

35. things of a tantric nature, that's all i can say

[yvr girl]

36. Do you need to get some specific training time in as well?

You can't cross-train all the time.

[StopTheMorans]

38. well, my training partner has been persona non grata lately

[yvr girl]

39. Lately?

Weren't you together as of last week?

[StopTheMorans]

40. i wasn't referring to that training partner; shall i draw you a picture?

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

42. You can't mean me. I'm almost positive I'd remember if we'd done

anything 'tantric'

[StopTheMorans]

43. that's why i said that my training partner had been "persona non grata"

although i probably shouldn't have added the word "lately" :spank:

[yvr girl]

44. That leads us back to the need for a teleporter

These cyber flings are full of complications.

[StopTheMorans]

46. tell me about it. i'm leaving work now to head home, should be done

with my run in about an hour. am i making dinner or are you? :shrug:

[yvr girl]

47. It's more fun to cook together

don't ya think?

[StopTheMorans]

48. depends on what you're cookin

:evilgrin:

[hfojvt]

28. this sounds like the guy who was caught in bed

and his defense was "you are always jumping to conclusions".
Why do you think it took him so long to show up?
'Cause he was off flirting with someone else. That's why.
And now you want him back?
Sheesh, I thought I had self-esteem issues. :evilfrown:

[yvr girl]

30. I thought you had lost interest

[hfojvt]

50. well, I wanted to. I told myself I should. I told you I would

but dammit, there is something about you!
:yourock:
besides I am trying to get out of the 700 club, and beggars cannot be choosers.

[yvr girl]

54. *blushes* My Windsong stays on your mind, does it?

I can't believe you're just using me to bolster your post count. *pout*

[hfojvt]

56. Windsong, that is too much! And yr Canadian too!

After all, I could have used anybody to bolster my post count.

[StopTheMorans]

32. you stay out of this homewrecker!

:grr:

[hfojvt]

52. "she's not too good to be true

she's just too good to be true to you"
Song by Autograph:
"send her to me, send her to me
I'm the one who loves her
send her to me, send her to me
I'm the one who needs her" :P

[StopTheMorans]

59. .

:cry:

[terrya]

49. Oh, Stop the Morans....

"tsk, tsk"...

[StopTheMorans]

51. sorry Terry, i just can't help myself

:cry:

[terrya]

53. It won't affect our friendship, STM.

Just don't do it again!!

T

[StopTheMorans]

57. i'll try my best, but i can't promise anything

*crosses fingers*

[yvr girl]

55. Sure, tell me you're going for a run and I catch you flirting with another

woman. You are incorrigible.

[StopTheMorans]

58. but that's why you love me!

:spank: