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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 07:22 PM
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Can Deer Use The Elevator?
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 07:23 PM
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1. Certainly
as long as they're polite about it.
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 07:23 PM
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2. one at a time
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Longhorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 07:24 PM
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3. As long as they don't push every button
so it stops at every floor! :D
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 07:29 PM
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7. I hate it when deers do that!
When I get on an elevator and see all the buttons lit up, I say to my self; "Hey look what some damn deer did!"
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purji Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 07:25 PM
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4. Yes
...but they prefer the stairs for it's cardio-vascular benfits.
:evilgrin:
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Quakerfriend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 07:26 PM
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5. Only if they're red-nosed reindeer
and can resond in the case of an emergency.
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Blue Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 07:27 PM
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6. Not if there's a fire!
Then they have to use the stairs.
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benddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-05 07:41 PM
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8. probably not
but for sure Camels can't. In the 70's the Saudis built huge hi rises for the Bedouins. The bedouins wouldn't move into them cause they couldn't take their camels in the elevator. The buildings stayed empty until the gulf war when they housed US military.
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