SO let me get this straight...a bunch of men who won't let me marry

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

are sitting in front of their tv's today watching some guy reach into anothe guy's crotch for a "ball" and after he gets that ball a bunch of other men will run after him and jump his bones.

Did I get it right?

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Don't forget the part where they smack each other's asses.

:evilgrin:

[skygazer]

2. Not only that

But this telecast which has to be scrupulously vetted for moral correctness will be watched by a bunch of men who will be screaming (in front of the kids, no doubt) "You fucking idiot! What kind of stupid fucking play was that? Ref, you're fucking blind!" etc.

[salin]

3. *snicker* they also have a prediliction to call for slo-mo in order

to better enjoy their replay...

[Nightwing]

4. Dont forget these guys either

The Tight Ends and Wide Recievers that go deep or the running backs that hit the hole hard. Nothing wrong with humor, but I love football!

[petronius]

12. Sometimes they even

line up three deep...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. and penetrate each other's end zones

[unblock]

5. they want you to remain single

so they can dream....

[ikojo]

14. and gouge her for more taxes

because single people with no children pay far more in taxes than do married people.

[unblock]

17. actually that depends on the incomes involved

and deductions available and so on. there's no hard and fast rule.

[matcom]

6. 100% correct

and Charlie Daniels just "kicked things off"

sorry honey. come to MA and get married in MY back yard!

[babylonsister]

7. Thank you! First belly laugh all day!! nt

[havocmom]

8. After the game, a bunch of guys are gonna get naked, shower and sit

in hot tubs too!
:shrug:

[NightTrain]

9. Sweetie, if it were up to me, you could marry anybody you wanted.

Unfortunately, it's not up to me. I will, however, keep struggling side-by-side with you until the day you have that right! Fair enough? :hug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. That's cool

I just wanted to mock machismo for an afternoon

[johnnie]

10. I wouldn't get too excited

It is only a fucking football game.

[Misunderestimator]

11. LOL... You got it!

Oooh... I just saw a whole pile of them... where are their hands!?!

[ikojo]

13. Recall also that many a fine and upstanding right-wing Republican

born again Jay-sus worshipping CHRIIIIISTIAN has placed what is an illegal bet in most places on this game.

[seabeyond]

18. also the only place a man is allowed to cry

and it is thought of as macho. losing a football game, adn in tears, oh the respect...............anything else that is like truly big in life, what a wussy.

ya those silly guys, lol lol