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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 02:03 AM
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Stupid questions? Or stupid answers?
I would like to hear some questions that people have never been able to answer... I'm not looking for anything in-depth, just simple things. If you don't follow, I'll give you a some examples:

why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
why do inflammable and flammable mean the same thing?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?
Why do they call it toothpaste, do they expect you to glue you teeth together?

Just some small examples. Anyone else have any questions like this?
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 02:04 AM
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1. How do you know that sour cream has expired?
If you pull the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk?
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 02:06 AM
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2. no it becomes a hop
don't ask. kids.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 02:20 AM
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3. LOL...I like it! n/t
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