Let's play "Ruin the movies for Duckie!"

[YellowRubberDuckie]

OK, I'm bored. I'll admit it. Here's something fun. Give me the "punchline" to some of the most twisted movies. First up, I want to hear about The Forgotten and Hide and Seek. And you don't have to even do it here if you don't want to. Feel free to PM me. Thanks.
Duckie

[KG]

1. in the movie 'Titanic'

the ship hits an iceburg and sinks at the end.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. You're Funny!

Here's a cookie!

Duckie

[TroubleMan]

3. In "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka!" ....

They got ya'....sucka.

Oh yeah....and KRS-One appears to sing "Jack Of Spades" at the end.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. That was funny.

Thanks. LMAO
Duckie

[nickgutierrez]

5. He dies at the end. n/t

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. A little more info?

:shrug:

[nickgutierrez]

10. I can't tell you EVERYTHING!

The rest you can figure out yourself.

:D

[Fenris]

6. Pauline and Juliet murder Pauline's mom with a brick inside some pantyhose

http://imdb.com/title/tt0110005/

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. That movie is so bizarre...

.... because it's true! :scared:

[Fenris]

12. One of my favorites.

That I spent my nights watching movies like that over and over again might be why I had no friends in high school.:D

[Az]

8. Spock lives

Darth Vader really is his father.

They shoot a compressed air tank in the shark's mouth.

Gollum bites the ring off Frodo's finger and falls in the volcano.

The karate kid manages to pull it together and get off a crane kick to win the competition.

She was a guy.

The princess is actually an ogre too.

Spiderman convinces Doc Ock that he was being twisted by his tenticles and he saves the day.

Although the Bauldelaire siblings survive bad things continue to happen to them.

Jason comes back.

Freddie comes back.

Michael comes back.

Neo sacrifices himself to thwart agent smith.

Turns out the question about life the universe and everything is what is 6 x 9.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. Best. Answer. Yet.

Thanks.
Duckie

[ET Awful]

16. Actually, the question is "How many roads must a man walk down?"

Were it numerical it would be what is 6 x 7 not 6 x 9, as the answer to the ultimate question of live, the universe, and everything is 42. Thus sayeth the Guide :)

[Az]

19. Hate to be the harbenger of doom, but

The punch line to the Guide was that the question in the minds of the cave men was what is 6 x 9. 42. I always thought there was something fundimentally wrong with the universe. :D

[ET Awful]

21. Yes, but the decision of the pan-dimensional mice was that no such

question would serve, they needed something more . . . thought-provoking :), thus the need to dice Arthurs brain :)

[qnr]

13. The Forgotten

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[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. WTF, dude!?

Is that CODE?!
Duckie

[qnr]

15. rot13 - rotate each character 13 spaces

if you are lazy, check my bot at irc://irc.freenode.net/#smgl-fun

[Elidor]

17. Dorothy wakes up and realizes she was always in Kansas after all

Michael kills Connie's husband.

Michael kills Fredo.

They blast a torpedo down the Death Star's garbage chute and it blows up. Luke, drooling over Princess Leia, has a fleeting vision of a stage production of Oedipus Rex. He wipes out in his corvette and isn't quite as cute after the plastic surgery.

Rosebud is his childhood sled. (Citizen Kane)

Actually, it's his nickname for his mistress' clitoris. (RKO 281)

The aliens bring everybody they ever abducted back to Devil's Tower and everybody is happy again.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

24. OMG, that picture is so wrong.....yet feels so right! LOL

[loudestchick]

18. Spoilers abound

It was aliens--The Forgotten
Wesley is the Dread Pirate Roberts and Count Rogan is the Six Fingered man.--Princess Bride
He had the money on him the whole time--Midnight Run
Goose dies--Top Gun

[CO Liberal]

20. "Rosebud" is his Sled

:-)

[BigMcLargehuge]

22. The Martians catch a fatal cold

Carl Denham looks over at the giant ape and says "No, it wasn't the airplanes, it was Beauty that killed the beast".

Norman Bates snaps all the way and "won't even harm a little fly".

"You blew it up. Goddamn you, Damn you all to Hell!"

Soylent Green is People!

[KurtNYC]

23. Darth vader is Luke's father; Ashe is a robot

that Crying Game woman is a man, soilent green is people, the planet of the apes is actually earth in the future.

[JVS]

25. Lester Burnham doesn't score with Suvari/ fails to fulfill dream!

[arwalden]

26. Bruce Willis Is A Ghost

[YellowRubberDuckie]

27. Hey, Allen!

Hope life is treating you well!
Duckie

[Patiod]

30. We saw "Lulu on the Bridge" the same week we saw "6th Sense"

In "Lulu", it turns out the whole movie takes place in Harvey Keitel's mind as he's dying.

So after the shooting in "Sixth Sense", I said to the S.O.: "so Bruce Willis is dead now, right?" "Oh, yeah, absolutely"

So towards the end, I asked him, "so where's the surprise twist?" He couldn't figure that out either. Then we realized that we weren't supposed to know Willis was dead. Kind of wrecked it for us.

I'm sure I would have enjoyed the film a lot more if I didn't have it planted in my head a few days earlier that stuff that takes place after someone is shot doesn't mean they're still alive.

[BulletproofLandshark]

28. The Bride Does Kill Bill

Al Pacino is both Satan and Keanu Reeves' dad.

Leon gets shot in the back but still avenges Matilda by detonating a grenade and killing Agent Stansfield

The dudes finally get their car back

Jules Winnfield gives up being a hitman. Vincent Vega doesn't and gets killed in the john by Butch for his trouble

[Beware the Beast Man]

29. Mr. Orange is a cop.

[Balbus]

31. Daniel gets eaten by sharks...

and Susan drowns herself.