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Twist_U_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:08 AM
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Conservative Talk Show Host For Sale

Current bid: US $1,125.00

HeyWheres MY gravy?

Thats my question after finding out my fellow conservatives like Armstrong Williams and Maggie Gallagher are on the cash for commentary bandwagon. Why not me?

Since the Bush Administration hasnt called (yet), Im dropping a not-so-subtle hint that I, too, have bills to pay. Im making my services as a talk host, writer and pundit available quickly and easily right here on eBay. And, because Im a true conservative capitalist, my services are available to the highest bidder!

GOP, DNC, NRA, NOW, NAACP, heck, if the price is right, Ill even sing the praises of multi-level marketing. (Waitlet me think about that one.)

This is a great deal for the winning bidder, too. In addition to hosting a three hour daily talk show on 630 WMALthe number one talk station in Washington, DCI also write a weekly syndicated column, Ive written three books and Ive appeared as a pundit on NBCs The Today Show, CNNs Crossfire, HBOs Real Time, MSNBCs Hardball and Fox News Channels Dayside with Linda Vester and numerous other national TV and radio programs.

Unlike Armstrong and Maggie, I will of course DISCLOSE the fact that Im being paid for my opinion, but the passion and professional presentation are all for sale!

I may be a principled conservative, but I aint no dummy. Let the bidding begin!

(PS-- Any proceeds from this auction will go to benefit Fisher House and the excellent work they do for our wounded soldiers and their families.)
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:12 AM
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1. That is pretty amusing
Hope he gets lots of attention with it
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KurtNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:14 AM
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