Sponge Bob, Tinky Winky, Bert and Ernie, Oh My.......

[Catchawave]

With all the creative genius on DU, who can come up with a Wingnut/Fundie friendly cartoon series for children?

:scared:

[BurtWorm]

1. Billy Goodboy and Nancy Naughty

It's about how Billy stays out of trouble despite the constant efforts of Nancy and her pet snake Demion to tempt him to do bad things like have gay sex, marry his brother, abort his dog's litter of puppies, remove a creche from the town hall, and watch Spongebob.

[kslib]

2. "Jesus told me to do it."

Starring Nuclear Ned and Billy "Bombs Away" Smith.

The adorable antics of boys playing war while mommy bakes cookies in the kitchen.

[zbdent]

3. Well, I probably could, but

then the backstage antics of the characters would probably sink the whole concept shortly after taking the airwaves. You know, the normal "Do as we say, not as we do" aspect of many Righties. Like the 13-year old star having to have an "emergency appendectomy" despite the fact that her appendix was taken out when she was 6.

[Maestro]

4. You need to

look here. ;)

[jdonaldball]

5. Captain Christ And The Foxbots

[yellowcanine]

6. You can say what you want about Bert, but I refuse to believe that

Ernie was gay.

[central scrutinizer]

7. Davey and Goliath help Mr. Bill experience the rapture

a veritable claymation funfest

[WMliberal]

8. you forgot Murphy Brown!

Oh, nm, you're narrowing it to children's teevee.

They harp about Tinky Winky, but no probs with Beavis and Butthead...