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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 09:25 PM
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Clifford The Big Red Dog promotes Communism



First Nickelodeon promotes gayness with Spongebob, now PBS Kids is clearly trying to turn all of our kids into commies!!!

Seriously, he's big and red, representing the USSR, which is also big and red. He also does all kinds of good deeds without asking for any pay....clearly communist. He also has no job and lives off of the welfare of his owners...thereby promoting the welfare state.

Let's start a petition right now to change Clifford into a big Red, White, and Blue Dog. And instead of doing deeds for free, helping his friends out, and living off of welfare, he needs to start his own business. The American way is to charge a fee to help people out, and uses his extraordinary size to make money and get off of welfare.

He should also use his size to take the other dog's bones unless they pay him protection money, and the city should have to pay for cleaning up his poop.

We should also require him to wear a cross around his neck instead of a dog collar.

Stop helping people for free, you big red commie dog!!! - and get off the welfare!!!
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 09:34 PM
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1. Link? n/t
(not serious)
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 09:39 PM
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2. Here:
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 09:40 PM
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3. As well as the Smurfs
Papa Smurf anyone ?

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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 09:41 PM
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4. Yes, Papa Smurf was a little Castro

They were so commie they even all shared one woman.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 10:06 PM
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6. He's commie AND gay!
Edited on Sun Jan-23-05 10:06 PM by HypnoToad
Double bonus, dude! :D

And a pedophile as he's PAPA smurf! Triple word bonus! :7
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 10:00 PM
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5. Bump, because everybody's talking about sports

while PBS is turning our kids into commies.
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