Jessica Simpson IQ test

[underpants]

http://www.freep.com/entertainment/tvandradio/jess30_20030930.htm

1. True or false: She refused to try a buffalo wing, explaining, "I don't eat buffalo."

2. True or false: She took her Louis Vuitton handbag on a camping trip.

3. True or false: She thought the plural of mouse was "mouses."

4. True or false: She assumed you can listen to AM radio only in the morning.

5. True or false: She mistook a plastic bag on the beach for a jellyfish.

6. True or false: She had trouble figuring out how to use a garage door opener.

7. True or false: She didn't know how many beers were in a 12-pack.

8. True or false: She asked if she was eating chicken or fish while consuming Chicken of the Sea.

[DrGonzoLives]

1. All true

She is very, very unintelligent.

[GOPisEvil]

2. ALL TRUE!!!!

The look on her husband's face when she made remark #8 was PRICELESS. You could almost see him deciding whether or not it was worth being married to such a dope.

She is most definitely NOT the sharpest tool in the shed. On top of that, she looks fake. x(

[underpants]

3. FALSE!

Not all of them ar true. The answers on the link.

Some of the ones that are true are quite astounding.

[GOPisEvil]

4. That's what I get for assuming the worst...

:spank:

Actually, the ones that are false make more sense than the ones that are true, in some cases...

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. I feel sorry for her.

Her husband obviously doesn't respect her and has a "five year plan" to transform her into a Stepford Wife.

She's not a very aware person, but she's been conditioned to be that way. She has been made useless and it's sad.

[LynneSin]

6. I posted about how great this show is

When it first came out. And I got yelled at for watching reality TV. This one is different - she really is that dumb. She's giving us blondes a bad reputation :crazy:

[Braden]

7. I know the answers

I will clue you all in. only two are false.

She has more than just her looks going for her. :rolleyes:

Is also listed as a hot GOP babe.

[Richardo]

8. Ultimate Jessica Simpson IQ test: #1. Spell IQ

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

9. Speaking which weren't we promised spell check on this new DU?

Not that I'm complaining.

The amount of times I have to hit edit is remarkable.

[leftyandproud]

10. She's a Republican--What did you expect???

http://www.jerseygop.com/RepublicanBabes53.html

[Dead_Parrot]

14. ROFLMAO

It lists her as a "Beauty and Brains Competition Winner"

You have to wonder what the competition was like... :D

[Richardo]

11. Well, truth be told, at lot of people have done a #5...

...haven't they? :shrug:

I'll cop to it.

[elcondor]

12. I know I have

due to my great fear of jellyfish. But the others . . .

[underpants]

16. HEY! We'll have none of that smarmy liberal "understanding" on this thread

Understood?!?!?!

:bounce:

[Richardo]

17. Singing "Kumbaya" in defiance...

Which now that I think of it, is internally inconsistent in a very cool way, :hippie: , dude.

[underpants]

19. Okay but NO "Lesbian Seagull" by Engelbert Humperdinck

lesbian seagull lyrics by humperdinck engelbert


Over rocks and trees and sand
Soaring over cliffs
And gently floating down to land
She proudly lifts her voice
To sound her mating call
And soon her mate responds by singing
Caw Caw Caw
Come with me
<Come with me>
Lesbian Seagull
<Ahhh...>
Settle down and rest with me
<Ahhh...>
Fly with me lesbian seagull
<Seagull>
To my little nest by the sea
With me that's where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you're with me
She skims the water
At the new time to seek
Her fish and she emerges
With one squirming in her beak
<Squirming in her beak>
She plays among the waves
And hides between the swells
She walks the beach at twilight
<She walks the beach at twilight>
Searching for some shells
Come with me
<Come with me>
Lesbian Seagull
<Seagull>
Settle down and rest with me
<Ahhhh...>
Oh fly <Fly> with me lesbian seagull
<Seagull>
To my little nest by the sea
<by the sea>
With me that's where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you're -- you're with me
<ahaaahhhhhh...>
And in the evening
As they watch the setting sun
She loooks at her as if to say
The day is done
It's time to find their shelter
<Ahhh...>
Hidden in the dunes
<Oooh...>
And fall asleep the
Music of the moon
You and me
<You and me>
Lesbian seagull
<Seagull>
You just watch the world oh my
<Oh my>
Just you and me lesbian seagull
<Lesbian seagull>
Side by side with me 'till we die
<'Till we die>
You and I
We can make it if we try
Our love will keep us flyin' high
<Flying high>
Until we die...

[curse10]

13. I think only 4 & 7 are false

I've seen the show. It's insane.

[Dead_Parrot]

15. Want to vomit?

Going off line, I need to take a shower.
http://www.jerseygop.com/RepublicanBabes37.html

:puke:

Enjoy...

[Richardo]

18. Seems to be an overabundance of the Stepford model 338B "Punditrix"...

Must have gotten a volume discount...

[ronnykmarshall]

20. If I wasn't gay now .....

[Dead_Parrot]

22. LOL

Be enough to make anyone turn to the dark side.... :D

[NicoleM]

21. breathtakingly stupid

I think she's lucky to be married to Nick Lachey. He seems like a nice guy, and he's cheap. Didn't want to hire movers or decorators or housekeepers. That's smart, because if they have any money now they're gonna need to hang on to it. I think both of them are pretty close to their pop star expiration dates.