I'm a hateful minipenis ignorant POS paranoid windbag - as me anything!

[Rabrrrrrr]

I'm a hateful minipenis ignorant POS paranoid herd-mentality authority-worshiping suckwad windbag with delusions of adequacy and a very low level of self differentiation - ask me anything!

[MikeG]

1. Do you have a Ford F-150 jacked up real high?

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. OOh, she's jacked up way high!! I love to drive up behind those LIEberal

bitches in their Volvos and drive real close and gun the engine and scare the hell out of their safety-seated children.

She's gots a gun rack innit, too! Real nice one. Mama said it was real leather.

[Cadence]

12. Well it goes without saying... naked girl mudflaps then?

You look good in that mullit btw. I've been meaning to tell you.

[Semi_subversive]

3. Mr. President??

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. No, I'm not God! But I love God! I voted for him!

In fact, Mr. Rove helped me vote for him 17 times!!

had to make up for all the blackies and illegals gettin' to vote in Ohio. That was all bullshits.

[ZombieNixon]

5. So Rush, have ya got off the Oxycontin yet?

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Nah, I ain't smart enough to be Rush (RUSH ROCKS!!!!), but I listens!

RUSH ROCKS!!!!!!

LIBRULS SUCK '05!!!

[Guy Fawkes]

7. ah, yeah... I'm looking for Amanda Hugankiss....

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. I'm looking for a Hugankiss! Can I get a Hugankiss over here?

Come on people, I need Amanda Hugankiss!! Amanda Hugankiss! Come on, one of you have to be Amanda Hugankiss!

[Cadence]

13. *sound of crickets* Looks like you're out of luck but

Mike Hunt is over there if you're interested.

[Kurovski]

8. Did you know, if healthcare was under control in America

you might be able to get some of those pills what help the manparts be less "mini"?

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. You're talking socialisiticalism, there., boy!

Are you sure you aint' Hitlery Klintoon?!

[Kurovski]

11. No, I just dress like her.

What do you think of menfolk that put on the ladies things?

What can be done to help them?

[Orsino]

14. "Is it tough hosting The Factor?" n/t

[Pithlet]

15. Are you a member of Mensa?

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Yes. We've been working on the "Jewish Problem".

it's tough sometimes though, cuz it makes my head hurt afetr a while and then I need to go shoot something and abuse myself to a picture of that godless slut janet jackson. And then I'm filled with shame, which I get rid of by bullying my dog and throwing things at the old lady across the street who lets black people enter through her front door.

[Kurovski]

16. Do you know you have a missing link?

Your homepage cannot be reached.

Is this part of a Liberal media plot?

How rage-filled are you over this?

[bo44]

18. Take down down my Dubya pitcher and cut me a line

Hey honey wher'r'mah tweezers. Ah gotta take leak.

[TroubleMan]

19. There's sugery available to you now (link below):

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/sex/dn6761

[KayLaw]

20. Help!

How will I ever find a literary agent or publisher or weirdo to read my book?

[Kurovski]

21. We cry out for answers, and yet you ignore us!

Is you passed out from the cornlikker'agin?

You best pray on lord Jesus more, to take 'way that affliction of demons, or you ain't NEVER gonna get 'ta write that book with Missy Ann Coulter.

[SOteric]

22. And this

distinguishes you from the herd how exactly...? :shrug:

[DrGonzoLives]

23. Is this Howard Fineman?

Shouldn't your lips be firmly attached to Bush's rather underwhelming cock?

[driver8]

24. Mr. Rumsfeld? Mr. Wolfowitz? Mr. Cheney?...

My God, I'm so confused!!!

[Oddly Stevenson]

25. one question

You're a hateful minipenis ignorant POS paranoid herd-mentality authority-worshiping suckwad windbag with delusions of adequacy and a very low level of self differentiation?

So why aren't you posting at freerepublic?

Okay, that's two questions.

[Maestro]

26. Dude I thought

Kristenn from Freep Republic somehow logged on here without the DU cops busting his ass.

[SarahB]

27. Uh, good luck with that problem.

:shrug: