Iraqi Elections Moved to Ohio

[RoeBear]

I know a story this important should be in LBN, but for some reason I just couldn't post it there.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i7210

President Bush announced yesterday that the Iraqi elections scheduled for January 30 will be held in Ohio.

“The best way to guarantee fair and impartial elections that come out the way we want is to hold them in Ohio,” said the president. “Therefore I have appointed former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani to the post of Minister of Elections, and I have instructed him to do whatever is necessary to insure the elections are held on schedule.”