Exercise your democratic right to vote - help Forrest decide on his

[ForrestGump]

Poll question: Exercise your democratic right to vote - help Forrest decide on his

signature picture. No rabid nerds allowed (regular nerds are okay).


Will it be:

A) The 'classic' Salma

What can I say? More to the point: what should I say? Probably as little as possible...




B) The golden-globed Salma

Broken out last night because I thought I'd better show my dressier side on the occasion of my 5000th (mostly-inane) post. As an aside, I couldn't help but notice that Salma's mammalian apparatus seemed to hold some DUers (male and female) spellbound, leading me to wonder if - at last - I had stumbled upon the antidote to
the fiendish ronnykmarshall's diabolical Hypno-Judy device...




C) Forrest's secret assignation

Let's hope Salma doesn't find out about this one...




D) Forrest's lost love

She married Geoffrey Chaucer, of all people. How could she?!




E) Ripped and pumped Forrest Gumpzenegger

Maybe it's the yak shorts that has attracted unanticipated comment, but I'd be particularly interested in knowing, if you vote for this one, whether you're a boy or a girl, or a candidate for Governor of A Large Western State...




F) Forrest the Superhero

Unveiled as the ultimate defense against
the fiendish ronnykmarshall's diabolical Hypno-Judy device - a last-ditch attempt to keep the militant proponents of the Gay Agenda at bay - I have cause to wonder whether it may have backfired. Apparently I look rather adorable in purple...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Classic Selma all the way baby!

[ForrestGump]

8. I hear you, baby

Though my own judgment regarding females has been known to flag in days of yore, I trust your judgment implicitly. :loveya:

Classic Salma it is! And I'll have a talk with her to see how she feels about going 'all the way' with you. :D

[Bossy Monkey]

2. Stick with the Globes for a while, then switch to Olive (for maybe a day)

Ha! No room to write "n/t" in the Subject line; hate when that happens

[ForrestGump]

7. Thank you for playing, Mr undisclosedlocation!

I do like the rotational approach and will definitely consider it as a future strategery.

But the people have spoken (enough, anyway, for me to get my currently oversized temporary signature picture out of everyone's way) and it looks like Salma Classic is here to stay. Besides, NSMA voted for her and I don't want to spoil my chances regarding the hood of her car...

Of course, we'll still have New Salma and Olive Salma on hand for anyone who prefers them. The Bubba Gump company values your input...and thanks you for your patronage.

[HawkerHurricane]

3. Alwats?

Spellcheck can be your friend.

(look who's talking)

[ForrestGump]

4. It's a silent 'T'

:D

[blondeatlast]

5. Classic. It's the ha . . .

Nevermind.

[ForrestGump]

9. The choice of a new generation?

No, that's not right.

But, yes, you cast a winning vote!!

Thanks!

[blondeatlast]

12. ROFLMAO! OHMIFORKINGGOURD!

You made me laugh about this, bravo!

Ahem, composure . . .

[ForrestGump]

15. Composure?

Don't see much of that on DU (present company excepted, of course). :D

[blondeatlast]

13. Will the "broken link" become the next avatar?

Just askin'.

[ForrestGump]

18. Is he related to Lancelot Link?

The missing link?

[a_random_joel]

6. I appreciate the humour of the Castaway sig

But no way it competes with the assets of Golden Globes Salma.

Not a chance.

[ForrestGump]

10. Ah...one more look for old time's sake...

No...not that one.



There we go. Don't despair - she'll be back!

[SOteric]

11. I think

you should give them each a few minutes of fame. And those beige swim trunks could make it out from time to time too...

[ForrestGump]

19. Oh. The BEIGE SWIMMING TRUNKS, huh? You mean, this?

[SOteric]

24. humma....humma...humma.....

*swoon*

[ForrestGump]

27. *swoon*

Yes, the rarely-seen mutual swoon.

Both parties passed out.

Well, that's that, I guess...

[blondeatlast]

14. How about "rabbit nerds?"

[ForrestGump]

20. Of course!

You've got to watch them, though...they multiply (poll results) like bunnies.

[JanMichael]

16. I voted for the out of scale breast photo.

What a shot!

Tits all over the place...

[ForrestGump]

21. You're not talking about passerine songbirds, are you? Or Golden-Globe

Salma?

:D

You mean this scary photo?

AVERT YOUR EYES, EVERYONE! AVERT YOUR EYES!!




(the censored version, of course)

[GOPisEvil]

17. That red dress...hummana...hummana...hummana...

*thud*

[ForrestGump]

22. Olive?

Or Salma?

Hello?

*slapslap*

Dude?


He keeps doing this. :D

[GOPisEvil]

26. Salma's red dress...

...drool...

[ForrestGump]

28. If you ask nicely, maybe she'll take it off and let you get a better look

at it. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

30. Wow...I'm not sure I can ask nicely enough...

Of course there's the little matter of being close enough to ask...

I can only dream...

[ForrestGump]

31. Dreaming works for me

:D

[GOPisEvil]

32. It's been working for me for years now.

:evilfrown:

[ForrestGump]

23. Oh, my goodness

I thought the voting was done, but the People have responded further. the landscape is changing. Anything could happen!

Classic Salma is being closely tailed by Golden-Globes Salma and, yes, she's being tailed a little too closely by a revived GOPisEvil!

And there's a groundswell of support for rotating Salmas, and possibly pictures of me in skimpy little outfits (and don't look at me if your socks go missing...I don't have them)...

Isn't democracy wonderful? Remember it?

[Loyal]

25. Classic Salma

Those handcuffs really do me nice. :)

[ForrestGump]

29. And you should see the truncheon that she totes

Well, she says it's a truncheon.

I think NSMA sent it to her from Newfoundland. Must be carved out of some special material, or something.

[Bossy Monkey]

33. kick for a tie-breaker (n/t)

[populistmom]

34. How did I miss this one last night?

I'd say, pick between classic Salma and Red dress Salma. It strikes me as more you. You don't seem like you'd go for Olive Oyl (maybe a little olive oil though).
If your in a Jenn mood though, go for Jenn. Jenn's a cute chick. But the muscle guy on anabolic steriods ahs got to go and purple guy, interesting subtext to it, but too weird. Tan brief Gump is good though.

[SiouxJ]

35. Oh geez!

such a tough decision. I'm gonna have to ponder it at the office as I'm out of time now. Hmmmmm.

:hi: ;-)