Alright. Who is still up with a sense of humor?

[ofrfxsk]

[Renew Deal]

1. Me

What's up?

[ofrfxsk]

3. This..it's killing me

The original tape:
http://home.fuse.net/non/AFRICA.mp3

This is absolutely brilliant. Just listen.

http://www.madaz.net/music/jalad/jalad%20-%20Africa%20Africa%20Africa.mp3

[NuttyFluffers]

8. ha ha ha! omg! and then i sponsored... africa

"and then 9 stores called albey's opened up selling 13 year old zambian girls".... oh lord that is funny.

i was laughing with the original tape, the other spoof just made it funnier.

ahh, that was fun. :smoke:

[roguevalley]

11. oh crap. that is funny. :-D

[Tony_Illinois]

14. This poor woman has wonderful intentions--but she's an idiot.

[democracyindanger]

2. I'm up but have no sense of humor.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

4. I'm up. And I have a sense of humor.

But I have NO sense of humor about being up. Does this make sense?

[tcfrogs]

5. It's rumored

that I have a sense of humor, but occasionally my sarcasm causes some to have seizures.

[shawmut]

6. My sense of humor always keeps me up

:P

[Tracyjo]

7. I don' know, but

people have told me that they thought I was funny...looking.

[Liberal In Texas]

9. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........

[Kire]

10. How do I know if I have a sense of humor?

I hope I don't have one. That would make me irresistible to women. Then, I wouldn't have time to post on DU so much.

[B Calm]

12. Have you heard the one about the Boss & his Secretary??

Boss & his Secretary

The boss stood up to leave his secretary’s office. She says, your barracks door is open. He turns red and zips up his fly. After returning to his office, he thinks to himself, every damn time I see her, she has some smart ass remark to embarrass me. So then he thinks a little bit, and marches back into her office. He says, just a little bit ago when you noticed my barracks door was open, did you notice the little soldier standing at attention?

She replies, oh hell no, the only thing I seen was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags.

[B Calm]

13. Grandpa joke..

A young man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his
grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandpa, what are you doing? You're weenie is out in the wind for
everyone to see!" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on
below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well...last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.."

[B Calm]

15. Engineering student joke

An engineering student was riding his new bicycle around campus. He stopped to talk to a friend who was another engineering student. His friend asks, where did you get the new bicycle? He replies, oh you’ll never believe it. Yesterday this beautiful blond came up to me riding this new bicycle. She jumped off her bicycle, took off all her clothes, and says to me, take whatever you want. So I took the bicycle. His friend replies, good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway....