I'm Ted Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuugent, Ask me anything

[Lenape85]

[nine23]

1. Why are there people like Ted Nugent? And when do they die?

[Lenape85]

5. I'm just like Rock and Fucking Roll, I Never Die

[jeff30997]

2. How does it feel to be an has-been asshole ?

[Lenape85]

6. I AM NOT A FUCKING HAS-BEEN, I AM BIGGER THAN JESUS

[coloradodem2005]

9. You are not a Has-Been.

You're a never-will-be. ;)

[Lenape85]

I AM BIGGER THAN THE BEATLES, THUS I AM BIGGER THAN HAYZOOS

[coloradodem2005]

13. Oh yeah.

"Wango Tango" is so much more insightful than "Come Together".

[Lenape85]

YES IT IS "SMEARS FECES INFECTED MEAT ON HIS CHEST"

[coloradodem2005]

17. I heard you soiled your pants for a week to avoid the draft.

What's wrong Nuge. Don't you like War? You are rooting for it with your buddy W, the boy wonder.

[Lenape85]

18. FLINGS DOO-DOO AT COLORADODEM2005, SHUT THE FUCK UP GIRLYMAN

[coloradodem2005]

29. Defensive aren't we?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


You missed me!!!!!

[Lenape85]

33. FLINGS DOO-DOO AGAIN

[chicagojoe]

3. You used to be cool, Ted. Why do you suck now?

[Lenape85]

7. I WILL ALWAYS BE COOL RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[coloradodem2005]

4. So, How's it going?

You Fucking pedephile. Why are you such a fucking wingnut POS?

[Lenape85]

8. NO, YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE

[coloradodem2005]

10. Oh yeah. I chase 16 year old girls.

Oh wait. That was you Nuge.

[Lenape85]

12. THE NUGE WILL FUCKING SUE YOU FOR SLANDER

[coloradodem2005]

15. You can't sue me. Because it is true.

[Lenape85]

20. THAT'S NOT ACCORDING TO MY FAVORITE WOP-DAGO, ANTONIN SCALIA

[coloradodem2005]

30. You know, for someone with your beliefs....

...I find it surprising that you like Bush and Dick. :evilgrin:

[Lenape85]

34. YOU ARE OUT OF TOUCH WITH COLORADO

[Seabiscuit]

11. Why so many "u's" in your name?

[Lenape85]

14. I WANT TO SHOOT SEABISCUIT AND EAT HIS DELICIOUS HORSEMEAT

[Seabiscuit]

19. Just...

bend over. I'll give you horsemeat.

[Lenape85]

21. WTF, YOU FAIRY FAGGOT, GO BACK TO VERMONT

[jeff30997]

22. So you're doing it with horses too ?

[Lenape85]

26. AT LEAST I DON'T DO IT WITH OTHER MEN

[chicagojoe]

16. The u's are for useless.

[maveric]

23. Do you still want the US to declare war on Canada?

Because they wouldnt let you shoot their bears?

[Lenape85]

24. YES, THE USA SHOUD TAKE OVER THE WORLD

[jeff30997]

25. Is it true that...

Once,on a hunting trip, a squirrel got away with your nuts ?

[Lenape85]

27. IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ARE A FAIRY

[jeff30997]

28. Yes. I'm your fairy godmother and that's why...

When you were a kid I changed you into a baboon.

[hfojvt]

31. "Have you never been mellow?"

"Have you never tried
to find some comfort from inside?"

[SKKY]

32. I can't think of one song you sing...

...could you refresh my memory?

[sniffa]

35. wiLL you marry my underaged daughter?

[GOPBasher]

36. I'm so sorry.

I'd hate to be as stupid as you, Ted. I'm sorry. :cry:

[HEAVYHEART]

37. Ok

Why are you such a fucking asshole!????