Help I'm a rock! Ask me anything.

[DBoon]

It's a real drag being a rock

I wish I was anything but a rock

Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman

[St. Jarvitude]

1. Can I roll you for fun? (nt)

[DBoon]

6. Rock and roll is always fun

n/t

[Longgrain]

2. Are you an Island?

Jus, wondering...:shrug:

[DBoon]

3. Help, I'm a cop!

It's a drag being a cop

I think I'd rather be the mayor

[DBoon]

7. "No man is an island...

..he's a peninsula"

Homage to Spencer Dryden here...

[MrSlayer]

4. What sort of rock? Are you valuable?

Can you be smelted or do you need to be cut?

[DBoon]

5. I'm just an ordinary piece of granite

a chunk off a famous mountain (going by the name Billy)

[Ediacara]

21. What's so ordinary about granite?

So are you a granite, a granodiorite, a quartz monzanite, a syenite? what?

[DBoon]

23. I'm part of a famous mountain

with a tree growing off of its shoulder.

[St. Jarvitude]

8. If I boil you in a pot... could I call you...

ROCK LOBSTER?

[DBoon]

10. Only if you serve me with drawn butter and lemon slices

eom

[progmom]

9. Do you have any moss on you?

Are are you one of those newfangled rolling ones?

[DBoon]

12. No, I'm a complete unknown

without a home

[mr_hat]

11. It can't happen here, I'm telling you my dear.

[DBoon]

13. Suzi? Suzi Creamcheese?

Suzi Creamcheese, honey, what's got into you?

[devilgrrl]

17. FORRRRRRRR-GET IT!!!!

It can't happen heeeeerrrrreeeeee.

[greendog]

14. What's between you and a hard place?

.

[DBoon]

16. Weapons of mass destruction

you knew they were hiding somewhere, didn't you?

[greendog]

18. Wait till little George finds out...

...he'll be pissed!

[DBoon]

20. He already knows

He found them himself. Couldn't get out - he's stuck between the rock and a hard place.

[LudwigVan]

15. Is it true that

that town north of me is named after your great-grandfather Round?

[DBoon]

19. I look a bit like him, in fact

a chip off the old rock

[Dave Reynolds]

22. Has anyone..

..crawled out from under you recently?

sorry sorry sorry

[DBoon]

24. Too many to mention

Many disgusting beasties have crawled out from under me:

Karl Rove, Zell Miller, Rudy Guiliani, Rick Santorium....

Some still crawl back to hide under me from time-to-time. You've heard of a certain secret undisclosed location? Well, sometimes I find a bit of Cheney stuck under my toenail.