Mel Gibson's Next Movie

[Vinnie From Indy]

Mel Gibson is making all the freepers nuts because he stated that he feels an "affinity" for Michael Moore. A case could certainly be made that both men are making truckloads of money each appealing to one side of the same coin. Mel is probably now a firm believer in the pimping of Jesus as a business model to make more than a few bucks off of the red staters. After the incredible success of his last movie, I believe Mel is going to continue to ride this religion train to the bank. Here are some movies I think Mel should consider making:

"Joan Of Arc Burning"

"Dude! Where's My Inquisition?"

"Apostles 13"

"The Ass Whooping of St. Peter"

"Sparamaiclish"

"Mr. Christian Goes To The Coliseum"

[ET Awful]

1. I heard that he's going to do the story of the OTHER Jesus, you know

Jesus Barabas, the one that Pilate released instead of Jesus the Nazarene. (Yup, they had the same first name according to many texts).

It's gonna be called "Jesus - Bloodsport B.C." It's going to cover his murders that led to his being condemned to death, and his subsequent conversion to conservative politics after getting off scott free.

[Vinnie From Indy]

2. LOL Very Good ! n/t

[ET Awful]

3. Thanks :)

Every once in a while I get stricken with a sudden bout of creativity :)

[JVS]

4. What about "The stoning of St. Steven"

[Nitrogenica]

5. The Passion of the Christ Part 2

[JVS]

7. The Passion of the Christ Part 2: ressurection day

[ET Awful]

6. How about "It's a Wonderful Life - The Jesus Edition"

It could show what would have happened if he'd never been born. You know. . . Lazarus would decompose, Mary Magdalene would have been stoned, the lepers would still be lepers, the crusades and the inquisition would never have happened, etc.

Could be interesting :)

[Az]

8. Next movie, The Birth of Jesus

Mel is going to add a 2 hour cesarian procedure to the story. :evilgrin:

[Vinnie From Indy]

9. Full Metal Jesus

"Honey, I Raptured the Planet!"

"Jesus Bond 007 in HolyFinger"

"Jesus Cassidy & the Sundance Kid"

"Meet The Christs"

[Canuckistanian]

10. "Revenge of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion"

Starring Pauley Shore as the Czar of Russia

[Vinnie From Indy]

11. LOL ! Pauley Shore !!!